Bread

Breadmaker on the verge, fair enough. But with the bread still on board? By Buddha Lalaland. For some reason it has a Guildford feel to it, but it is Joondana. Rye bread, rye bread you killed my old man. Rye bread, rye bread, kill me if you can.bread1bread2

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9 Responses to Bread

  1. You cannot get decent rye bread in Perth, nor is it possible to bake it yourself. QED.

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  2. Bento says:

    Surely they could’ve just left the breadmaker at the back of the cupboard with the vegetable steamer, juicer, beading supplies, Pandora bracelets, stamping craft supplies, and electric guitars, like the rest of us?

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  3. Snuff says:

    I was hoping the day would come when I could link to this.

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  4. bloodredninja says:

    Has the bread got finger marks in it? Like someone was testing how fresh it was? If, when you’ve removed your fingers the indent stays, it’s probably a bit past it.

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  5. altomic says:

    Is that face of jesus in the bread?

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