Rollerskating. As it always was. Timeless. Thornlie. By Raff G.
Worst Talk
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The Worst of Perth 
What the Hell!
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Ay caramba!
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What? A free Baby Jesus from James Bond? Awesome!
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Oh. I was hoping for a Bachelor of Journalism from James Brown, Hugh, or at least a few hoops, but that does sound much better.
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Bach of journalism same thing.
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brilliant
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Credit where it’s due – that is mpressively neat handwriting. Especially for Thornlie.
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immigrant
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Hmmm. The Beaufort Street Festival may have the potential to provide a treasure-trove of Worsts:
http://www.beaufortstreetfestival.com.au/
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Yes, V-word alert:
Under the warm Perth sun, a myriad of artistic mediums and projects culminate in a day of pulsating festivities with an anti-beige stand.
An extravaganza for all things kooky and cool, some of WA’s best established and upcoming artistic gems are set to be let out of their cages.
Alleyways once of nonchalance existence will lead to unknown lands, secret doorways to alternate universes, and bins and walls will be smothered to the sky with a jaw-dropping vibrancy.
Art collectives and individuals alike unite; be inspired, excited and joyous as a team of local creatives join to bottle and celebrate the undeniable energy present on one of Perth’s favourite strips.
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What the Hell. Nonchalance? Alleyways?
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I know! It doesn’t make sence!
Are gems a cage-dwelling extravaganza?
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Typical pro-beigers.
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I can’t wait to read Jesper’s review of the shambolic farrago that will be the Beaufort Street Festival.
More dire copy: “Styled by STM fashion editor Claire Davies and hosted by Haley Thompson from STM, see the freshest fashion from the chicest and most eclectic street in WA.”
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The BoFo will have only the chicest chicens.
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I’m on bus on beaufort street. Woman just called driver a “dog faced cunt” and that he should go back to his own country. Vibrancy comes early to the festival street.
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I think you just saw the launch party. Eclectic!
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So that woman was…Dave Cutbush? The Bofomofo?
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Correctamundo. Some people call him Maurice.
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If he doesn’t have a Bofomofo Tshirt on Saturday, I’m not going.
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I’m with The Bofomofo shirt?
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eclectic!
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Does it have solar panels?
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Does this then perhaps mark the unofficial openining of the Bueafort Festival of Worst?
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They are smothering bins to the sky. I see.
It’s like English but it isn’t. How Wittgensteinian
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please correct my public school education but didn’t he write in german? so mightn’t that be better said “It’s like language but it isn’t”?
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It’s like they picked out words at rendom from a hat and threw them at the computer screen.
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It’s gonna take more than a free BJ to get me to Thornlie.
Especially by train. Not assured of a happy ending on the Armadale line.
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Might get a bonus bj on the train.
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If you can handle 2 bachelors of journalism
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Twilight re-enactment on trains and additionally BJ Buswell says ads promoting the extended weekend train service will feature on kebab wrappers
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