By Damien W. With cotton wool stuck on. Coles or Woolies he doesn’t remember.
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The Worst of Perth 
I eagerly await their macaroni and popstick promotions.
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I want to see their meat-n-2veg display.
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with discrete parsley placement
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Why not together ?
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typo – blame Hartigan
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Again ?
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Wow, spelling lesson
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Much better value to buy a whole lamb and cut it up yourself
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And isn’t cotton wool dissing their whole “real” wool act? Getting shorn slaughtered and skinned and then having a cotton substitute to clad your dead arse..? Not cool.
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Carving my first calf, the rump in the deep freeze, and all these giblets that I never ever need…
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…obviously supposed to be a response to Robert Forster’s take on mint sauce, yet somehow ended up here
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…or live out bush and slaughter your
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Spoken like an Adelaidian
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Because we all buy lamb.
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Looks like a Woolies to me. This one must be running an illegal Kindergarten out the back judging by those sheep.
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veal?
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Surely you’re not suggesting…?
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The spring is sprung,
Da grass is rizz,
I wonder where da boidies is.
Some sez da boid is on the wing;
But that’s absoid,
Da wing’s on da boid.
…which makes as much sense (that’s sence for TL 101) as giving the task of advertising poster making to the storeroom staff.
As feeble as their attempts at customer satisfaction.
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Didn’t the Go Betweens do that song Just Like Spring Lamb?
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Rain, but close enough. Dig the wedding vid, TLA ?
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They should have gone with lamb. Falling lambs wouldn’t have damaged the instruments so much as the water. Wedding vid needs more Italians. A lot more.
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And now I have Go Between’s Spring Lamb on the brain. May have to Rickroll myself to break the spell.
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Dressed in a white fleece with my chops piled straight
Here in my meat tray and me without a date
Me without hindsight, me without
When will change come, just like spring lamb
Falling down like sheep
(falling down like sheep)
Coming down like love
(coming down like love)
Falling at my feet
(falling just like)
Spring lamb
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Never gonna jizz you up…
Never gonna say goodbye…
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you’re not eatin that pie are you starvin marvin?
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Kurt ?
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shreds
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That’s Wollies. I can tell from the price tags and from having seen quite a few price tags in my time.
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Who’s the hippy, top left ? And those are either very small hills or bloody big lambs.
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I am always puzzled when advertises use cute animal images to entice us to eat the animal depicted.
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what would you suggest?
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No idea, I have no skin in the game.
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hence the puzzlement
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Others are intrigued also.
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It’s lamb, not a lamb.
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If you don’t have the balls to eat ‘a lamb’ but you can eat lamb, then there’s something wrong with you. I blame the standardized education system. But I agree that this is the way most people see it.
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standardised
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Spelling lessons galore…
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Thats Expensive.
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Missing my stolen phone with its camera – more shopping related worsts at Innaloo tonight.
1. Doggy snacks vending machine
2. “F*ck your family” car sticker, featuring a gallows and saccharine stick people…
And a more industrial worst in Ozzy Park, a “Feral Ute” with an oversized FOWF sticker. Occurs to me that there must be room left in Tazzie, Rotto and Christmas Island, as they don’t feature…
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I think there’s a similar family sticker here, RR. Hope you get your phone back soon.
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