Claremont heat and dust,
Blasting UV means gray lands:
Whither autumn rain?
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The Worst of Perth 
I think he’s more upset about the birdshit than the pawprints.
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I don’t think the cat is taking the hint that the car owner doesn’t appreciate the pawprints on their each morning. Perhaps because cats cannot read…?
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*their car even
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BTW if you don’t want a full wide return between lines of poetry, hold down shift and then press return.
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A Ford, in Claremont you say? We’ll have to call the rangers and make it go away.
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Kicking off the proceedings with a cunt. I like.
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D-Fizzle begins
cunt, pussy, dirty car and
a fucking haiku
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it would take more than that kind of insult to frighten my cats off my car.
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Yes, my cats are impervious to insults too. One actually comes when you call him insulting names, eg “Come here you black b*stard!” But he also seems to have a masochistic streak.
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Has anyone had any luck in deciphering the decal??
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Inkslinger? Seems to return some Woogle hits, including a tattooist.
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Snr swnger ? Ewww.
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Inkslingerz
Pure class. How on earth did this car make it into Claremont… it isn’t yours, is it?
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Uni student living in rental paid for by (Sugar)Daddy?
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Or maybe someone who knows how to get her own way?
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No, I get around in an unmarked Honda Jizz.
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I’m pretty sure the Honda Jizz was only released as a marked version.
Only one Unmarked was built, especially for the show circuit, but the paintwork was inferior and did not stand up well to resultant adulation.
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They had delete-option pearl necklaces?
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I was browsing the magazines in the barber’s yesterday and saw that Our Nikki is Penthouse Pet for April. She has also been inducted into the Stripper Hall of Fame.
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I believe you are referring to ‘Our Nikki”.
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has she found her nipples?
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I only get wallpaper magazine at the hairloppers at curtin. Should I be getting penthouse?
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I dare say the militant feministas on campus would not approve. Try the Men’s Room on Bulwer, a refreshingly reactionary enclave of hairychested manliness.
nipples were very much visible. It all was.
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Mind you, I do like Wallpaper magazine.
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Lots of Scoop magazines.
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I get mine cut there as well. You forgot the piles of Gourmet Traveller.
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Snap it on the phone? Or are we going to all have to google it when we get home?
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Are ‘Our Nikki’s’ induction marks still showing, or were photoshopped out?
and ahem… hairychested manliness AND visible nipples. The Men’s Room on Bulwer has expanded their list of services
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Pussycunt remarks
On Focus out of focus
Slinging dusty ink
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Ed’s prerogative?
Post and insult scratch in dust
Cats as always win
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David Cohen is mentioned in Book of Revelation.
The first seal: One who is both a king and a conqueror rides forth on a white ford laser
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The Anti-Christ?
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Inspiration’s dearth
No post to prompt witless hack
Wait for tomorrow
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Dude it’s 6:30 in the morning. Log on in Asia but no post. Outrage.
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Should’ve hired someone with an ability to work to deadlines.
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Sorry dudes: home modem on blink. I have excoriated myself.
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Day 1 – dog ate homework
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Ive been waiting since 5.30am. The service around here is terrible.
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service? what service?
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I’m going all Broadfield on Cohens arse.
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thanks shazz, that’s not really an image i need just before lunch…
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Um… sometimes that ghetto speak comes out a bit wrong.
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Damn. Fits of giggles make it hard to type / be inconspicuous at work.
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Spank me Shazza: spank me with a John Butler dreadlock.
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i think i was just sick a little in my mouth.
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JohnB cut his locks off yonks ago DFOC, arent you supposed to have your finger on the pulse?
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I thought you would have kept one, shazza, and it would be nice and stiff.
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Oh right, you don’t want John attached to the hair while I do the spanking. Yes, that makes a bit more sense.
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Claremont heat and dust,
Blasting UV means gray lands:
Whither todays post?
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Why does this website have so much racism about c—-.
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