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Global warming clears gorilla mist. Mistless Rwandan gorillas are wandering the mountains in full view according to wildlife experts…

Perth sex workers not “Tantric compliant” – Sting. The rock star has shunned local sex workers for his upcoming tour, choosing to travel w…

Biosphere must be double brick – Council. Plans for Perth’s first envirodome are in tatters as City of Stirling insists on “Tuscan Style” con…

Convention Centre will not be sandbagged in case of Swan River flood. The Government will use a flood to erase the architectural monstrosity…

Lead spill may be behind Fremantle vibrancy – Study. Stilt walking, fire twirling, Drumming & veganism may be a result of lead poisoning say…

NZ PM calls for Maori apology to extinct Moas. John Key said, “A simple, “Sorry we killed and ate you all Bro.”” would “Build bridges” with e…

Melbourne barista fined for obscene coffee. A pattern created in a latte using foam and chocolate was an obvious “vagina & anus”, a judge has…

Clitoris finding iphone App only accurate to 1 metre. #thinkagainapple…

Andrew Mallard – The Last Ten Minutes. New book by Colleen Egan…

Aung San Suu Kyi unlikely to get bond back after release from house – Landlord. “I don’t think the exhaust fan has ever been cleaned…

Vladimir Putin part cyborg – but it’s not the part you’d expect! Pam Casellas reveals the schematics in this weekend’s new West Magazine…