With all this talk of the Arrondisement Festival, bringing sophistication and style to the shithouse street festival scene, it’s nice to see that the Zigzag festival in Gooseberry Hill can still tick every box of unselfconscious crap. Bento saw googly eyed rocks, (the jarrah burl of the simpleton) the egregious hiring of Muck Duck Bush Band (with bonus Lord Lucan) and somewhat disturbing black dolls hung “strange fruit” style. I suppose I should have been there, but my hood, it be the shit.
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Stirk De Soleil? Ahh ha ha ha ha ha.
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I think that’s the only non worst aspect.
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There was also a 20-piece kazoo orchestra performing Twinkle, Twinkle.
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Well!
I would’ve if I could’ve.
Couldn’t.
Cunts.
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Three bucks. For a rock, cheapened with googly eyes. No wonder the doll offed itself. You could buy a Dave Clark for that.
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Yeah, $4 for one without eyes.
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I look forward to the day baby Bento is old enough to throw a wobbly because he is desperately keen for a googly eyed rock. Oh the dilemma.
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How were Pickled Granny sales going?
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Arrondissement Festival will feature rocks with eyes stencilled on.
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What happened to the italics?
Where are the TWOP drinks?
Have I blown my money on Shocking?
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Why do they always always always lynch the gollies?lynch the gollies?
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lynch the gollies?
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this is why I avoid Kalamunda on days like this
and the first saturday of every month.
market day. ugh
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We had to be there as Cimbali Junior was playing in the school guitar ensemble. I missed the rocks with eyes on my quick look about the stalls but I was quite taken with the foam goannas on pieces of wire with a proudly displayed “Not made in China” sign above the stall. Since they looked like they were made by a palsied hand in a sheltered workshop the sign seemed a little unnecessary.
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