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The Worst of Perth 
MATE THIS IS THE CITY OF FUCKIN’ CHOICE ORRIGHT! MOUNT FUCKIN’ LAWLEY! HIP! TRENDY! SO CHUCK IN SOME FUCKIN’ FLEUR DE LYS!
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I noticed these a couple of weeks ago. They’re so cringeingly suburban. Say what you will about the Town of Vincent, at least they appreciate the difference between Mt Lawley and Duncraig.
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The stickers turn her from suburban into monster. These sticker graffiteurs have hit all of these signs.
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That’s one hell of a crocodile clasp. Yes the antediluvian set really do make more of Mt Lawley. They do it by charging premium rents and the proceeds go towards bales of pashmina, refurbishing the original local hardwood timbers in their private Nedlands residences, and endless trips to Provence. ‘Building our future’ retirement nest egg that will eventually enrich our hobby-architect offspring’s yacht fund and pay for our grandchildren’s Itunes subscriptions/design diplomas etc etc etc.
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Don’t forget all the La Spina etc. CDs, golf and other club memberships, and the trips to the Matilda Bay Restaurant.
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I hate to say it, but I’m not sure that the two pictured people will be part of “our” future. The effacements of the “street artists” seem to acknowledge as much, while the rapturous elderly woman looks as though she’s just about ready to walk into the Light. Nice shot TLA.
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Post sticker enhancement, she reminds me of a Dune Worm.
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Where’s Rolly today?
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Still vomiting.
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Looks like an ad for a retirement village.
(I can say that as I am old now too)
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A couple of members of the Perth hereditary caste of English taxi drivers gleefully recall the good ol days. As the English taxi driver to and from the airport put in their traditional greeting: “It was much better here in the 1960s. Lot of odd coonts around these days, aye. ” Naturally she believes she is Camilla Parker-Bowles. In the background the national anthem of Vincent is playing. You all know the words. “Starry starry night, this is better than fucking Melbourne.” The graffitieur is reminding us of the smell of brimstone in our nose when the popular proposed name for the Town of Vincent, “Deadwood”, was defeated by some Lord. Too american. Yah fook yer. Aye.
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I think you’ll find it’s Gateway to Dog Swamp, greggo.
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You are the biggest bunch of over-educated, boring, talentless, smug, freeloading, useless, pathetic, useless losers that I have ever had the displeasure of accidentally bumping into. One more so than others, but she shall remain nameless you fucking champagne socialist.
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I can assure you Sir that I am most definitely not over educated.
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too subtle for him i think rich.
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Who is the freeloader?
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Is that Tony Abbott?
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We are losers?
Please define winners.
Methinks it would make for hilarious reading.
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People who get angry at free-loaders are just jealous.
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forgot to mention ‘unimportant, inconsequential, unworthy of effort or regard’
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Here’s the pitch. An Australian version of QI, When the contestant makes a mistake the screen flashes “U fucking moron”. Johnny is Back would fit nicely into the Alan Davies role.
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starry starry night
someone ripped the GPS out of my car
they won’t get very far
the CIB will fit them up with a murder or 9/11
but in Vincent everything’s cool, it’s heaven
starry starry night
over in Dog Swamp there’s a fight
but I closed the gallery at 6
for some post-production drinks
found some Château Cheval Blanc 1924 behind my new cellar wall
but that’s old Vincent Town, it’s always been part of France for sure.
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Nice to see you again.
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we haven’t had an splenetic troll to entertain us for a while
pity this one is such a bellend
no, not you Greg
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Greg, give me call about that money you owe me for that concrete job.
0417 942 192
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Well there’s something I’ve not seen before. BTW, if anyone in the greater Morley area has lost a cockatoo that repeats the word “ooshta” over and over, call 0444 555 666.
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Its OK Greg, I spoke to your mum and we worked it out, she’ll pay.
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Are you back in town or still shocking asia?
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Back in town…. ended up going to twenty different countries… WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING BACK IN TOWN!
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Stairway to heaven.
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i think he means you, TL101.
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stairway to heaven is willagee, the new Freo.
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