Kill me now
By The Lazy Aussie, Found in Midland. Photography Kings Park around 1975.
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The Worst of Perth 
At least that Album wasn’t recorded at Kevin Bloody WWilson’s Studios unlike their most recent effort.
http://www.wapol.com.au/merchandise-au.htm
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Writing tickets is easy peasy compared to writing in English.
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Talking of merch , there is the companion to the album.
(2006) Forty years in the making : a pictorial history of the Western Australia Police Pipe Band, 1966-2006.
Get in quick while there are still copies available.
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This album may actually be of historical interest ……. I start the bidding at 50 cents.
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You can get it for $2 if you hurry to Teh Midland.
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Not Onkyo bound then, although Quadrophonic Ooshta was probably contemporaneous to that album chronologically, if not musically.
I think it should be submitted to a worst LP covers website, for the leopard hide and the misfortunate bass drummer wearing it.
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That is a genuine class A, quintessential Perth Worst….. great find TLA
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I first thought the guy’s head had been forced through a leopard’s ringhole, but it is other end.
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TLA, move away from the Midland…
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What are they doin’ up on the Mt Eliza escarpment, posing with dresses and instruments that violate the air? They ought to be out on that new-fangled Narrows Interchange in their RTA Kingswoods, bookin’ those hoons in their HG GTS Monaros, XA GT coupes, Alfasuds and Rover P6s!
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Not too mention pulling over and slapping a yellow sticker over future lemons like Leyland P76s, Morris Marinas, Datsun 120Ys and Chrysler Centuras. Get them off while you can, to spare future motorists from these inanities on wheels!
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the usual technique applied by the WA police when encountering a suss vehicle was to check if the driver was female and had big tits
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And then to unzip the fly and whip out the “breathalyzer”.
“Blow in this, madam.”
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The bass drummer has a cunningly disguised breathalyser, and several arms
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….and the copper says to the young lady as she’s about to blow on the breathalyser…
“Don’t talk with your mouth full”.
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“And don’t drink the creamy frothy head off your beer … oh, you haven’t .”
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The Worst was indeed very young. When the AMP building dominated the skyline.
How barren it all looks. Hadn’t they invented the filter lens?
Where did they hold conventions?
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I’m guessing 1977 or ’76 based on the state of the skyline.
Conventions? I’m guessing here.
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Allendale was opened in August 76, so looks like 75 or early 76. I love what they’ve done with the freeway interchange landscaping.
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What, registered it?
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I can recall a sign that a motorist (and as a passenger as a young boy) would encounter when heading northwards onto the Mitchell Freeway from Barrack Street, after sweeping under the northbound overpass, stating “Ground Water In Use”, resplendent in orange iron stains, just to prove that they were in fact reticulating the kraplands upon the reclaimed river.
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‘Charlie Browns’! That was the name of the cheese-dick restaurant on about the 3rd floor of the Allendale building where you could ‘wickedly call’ other booths and chat with strangers. Localised Facebook with 70’s Perth flair.
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You hit the nail right on the head there Watching. The convention centre or more formally “El cucaracha” is sadly missing , not even a nightmare in the architects head at that stage.
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Bondy’s tower was a mere glint in Eileen’s eye
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I dunno what was worse: an oversized silver beetle built poorly to host functions for spivs, or the PCC Nº 2 Car Park that occupied a huge chunk of Mounts Bay not long after reclamation works began around 1957. Such a waste of a reflective mirror for the city.
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If the river gets much more crap in it they might as well reclaim the fucking lot.
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Any truth in the rumour Planet is now contemplating a ‘Westraliana’ section?
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And a Val Doonican wing.
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what’s in the Westraliana section?
Winton, Drewe, and a biography of Rolf Harris?
will it be next to the ‘German Humour’ section?
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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxx x x xxxx Planet
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Testify!
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will it soon become a requirement that we are not allowed to suggest that anything in this great state is Worst without first signing a Stat Dec and submitting a dossier of notarised documentary evidence?
has it come to this?
what possible use is the internet if we can’t use it to distribute unfounded scuttlebutt and potty-mouthed vitriol?
well, OK, porn.
and the weather forecast,
but what else?
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I can say that 40 000 comment mark was passed recently. Some of them were not slanderous! (spam not included).
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All I can say in reply to that JJTS is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Oo-oo-oo-oo!
All those kisses!
Is this a private love in?
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Not if your arse is in the shop.
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Probably, skink. They were none too flash.
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For the ironically hip, I s’pose.
Never forget that they are denizens of State Route 53, better known to TWOPpers as The Beaufort Arrondissement. It is the Scene That Celebrates Itself.’
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You running out of material? When are pipe bands not worst?
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This one doesn’t seem extra Perth worstalicious to you? The city, the freeway, the leopard skin? Ai Ya!
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The classical attack of the Pipers is in the shape of a fighting bull bogette, like this: the head, the boozies, and the arse. First the head moves forward and the enemy naturally moves in to meet it – but it’s only a feint. The warriors in the head then disperse to form the encircling boozies, and the enemy is drawn in on the arse, and the boozies close in on the back and sides. Finish.
It looks, uh, jolly simple, doesn’t it?
Oh, it’s jolly deadly, old boy.
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Some complain about Anzac Day being a glorification of war; a police pipe band, halfway around the world from its military terrorism origins just has to be a declaration of war.
The war on crime, perhaps?
What could be more of a deterrent than a magistrate passing a penalty of three months compulsory attendance at WAPOL rehearsals, at the same time as polishing and cleaning all the accoutrements??
“Pipe down, sonny. Hasn’t anyone given you the drum?”: In response to complaints of the injustice of it all.
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Interesting to note that The Floreat Tavern is no longer – it will soon have authentic rustic European charm… next to a shopping complex that sports airconditioning towers that look like prison guard towers.
I never did pick up that video about the history of Floreat Forum that was put aside for me. And I still can’t find any images of the pink tank that once stood guard out front. I found a human turd in that tank one fine, hot Perth day.
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The Floreat is getting refurbished again??
Must be the incessant flash bulbs and upturned collars wearing out the face brick
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i pray to god that was taken in the winter – but looking at that grass in the background – holy crap – ‘specially for the dude in the leopard manshawl….
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No retic in those days? Registered lawns as far as the eye can see. I suppose they just had some old bloke in stubbies and a Gilligan hat wandering around with a garden hose?
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By 1980 PCC would have advanced to the stand alone sprinkler which sprays water out in a single jet on a semi circular
pattern and then shoots back to its starting point to start all over again. The old bloke would have been in Hawaiian
patterned boardies with white trim on the legs by then.
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Looks like Perth’s A-listers are about to get somewehere new to do their shoving:
http://www.watoday.com.au/entertainment/restaurants-and-bars/perths-bar-revolution-heats-up-20100518-vbdj.html
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more like perth’s bar revoshit
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“……..somewehere new to do their shoving”…..
Off the roof top, hopefully.
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Yep, the scene of the next big Perth B-lister murder; xxxx xxx xxxxxxx xx men and xxx xxxx have merely
got us psyched up for the main event – property developers
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Speaking of murder, I was just at a meeting at the Bentley Community Centre, where Ms Rayney was last seen alive. They are still advertising the boot scooting classes.
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To be followed by romantic walks in Kings Park afterwards?
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How’s that for advertising masquerading as journalism? And what’s up with the Skeksi hand in that photo?
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It’s a ‘cocktail party scene’, presumably to celebrate the ascension of the Chamberlain
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Pepper has a history of spruiking Perth bars.
she has written three separate articles in support of the bamBoo bar’s licence application, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
less defamation-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I like that they have gone looking for a stock photo of cleavage with a bit of bra hanging out to illustrate what a swinging place it will be
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That was written by Daile Spice? I should have guessed.
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“It is set to be big, and will certainly open with a soiree that will be not-to-be-missed.”
Could this be Perth’s answer to a really fucking terrible sentence?
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It’s all about “the Buzz” she was there well before you poseurs.
Could she be renamed rice flour?
I heard she likes xxxx XXXXXXXX
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I believe they are going to have a Trial by Stone at the party.
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how does this work?
I get sensored for suggesting she might xxx x xxx xxxx but orbea can get away with xxxx xxxxx?
I feel a sulk coming Ono
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I didn’t know that xxxx xxxxx was xxxx.
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Don’t knock the spit roast! Just has to have the right seasoning.
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What’s a spit roast?
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Take 2.
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I approved you even with a blank comment.
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Onya, TLA, but in retrospect the second one was more appropriate anyway.
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Somewhere to put your drink
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“soiree not to be missed”
Where’s the footnote along the lines of: * unless you are infact not a complete wanker with you head so far up your own date it has reappeared back on your shoulders.
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So you’re going right?
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Cravat will be back from the drycleaners by monday.
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I’ll see you there.
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We ‘ll have to ring each other on the day to make sure we’re not wearing the same pattern Burberry Scarf.
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I once saw a turd in that wishing well to the right of Leopard-twat. Looked fresh from overnight as I recall.
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Johnny Leopard? He was known to strum a string in Kings Park.
http://www.davewarner.com.au/leopardobit.html
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I know which lot of pipers I prefer.
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Just looking at that bottle gives me a scotch headache. Like seeing a bottle of Volsk vodka.
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fucking Cocos of Woe in the top left there
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I was hoping this post would bring the much missed Klag O’Calammity out of his ancient slumber.
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Apparently KarlO was keel hauled today in Parlee committee about Stop and Search.
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maybe Klag will tell us how he will Stop and Search wanted murderers
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too busy hassling boongs out of Northbridge
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And breaking up fights between off duty officers.
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And the kids just love it …
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Hutch let me lead you into a story at my school on Wednesday a kid got a bully note for punching someone in the face and the mum chucked the note in the bin and started swearing at the victims parents and everyone saw.
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