In the crab infested burgh of Mandurah I saw this. I thought it would make a nice change from insinuating that every object longer than it is wide could be construed as a donger. Not this one fortunately. Not a chance. I would appreciate any flange related items however, just to take the curse off.
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What does the text below the hands fondling the crab-stabber say?
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Something about message sticks and symbolising the something of the something.
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I’ve managed to blow the pic up large enough to make out the plaque.
“This sculpture was originally dedicated as a gift from the people of Rockingham to the people of Mandurah, on the construction of the Kwinana Freeway, and symbolised the handing over to Mandurah of the status of the worst coastal shithole tourists have to drive through on the way to somewhere better. In turn, on the completion of the Mandurah Bypass, the people of Mandurah now dedicate this sculpture to the people of Bunbury, as the next-best toilet stop on the way to somewhere nice. And so, as the metropolitan area expands, we hope one day the Bunbarians will pass the baton to Busselton, unless science finally finds a way to teleport us directly from Mount Lawley to Margaret River.”
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Nothing about dongers? You sure you read that right?
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I missed the dedication, sorry:
“This statue was unveiled by the Hon Mark McGowan MLA BA, LLB, GradDipLegPrac, and perhaps the biggest donger ever elected to office.”
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Really? Why didn’t I see that salient worst fact. My eyes glazed over after the message stick blurb.
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You do realise I made that all up, don’t you? Well, not the donger part.
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Oh yeah. A blowup photo shows it was opened by Mayor Paddy Creevey
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that’s a lovely dedication bento, bought a tear to my eye especially the ” worst coastal shithole description.
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Thank you mp. Too often people just look at the beautiful artwork, and never understand the true meaning and significance.
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genius, Bento
my last trip down south I noticed a new set of traffic lights south of Bunvegas for some new armpit sandpit suburb and cursed the arsehole seachangers who were delaying my journey by two whole minutes.
the turd has been passed
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Yep, there’s no way, no how that could be misconstrued as a manhandled penis. And the silver hand doesn’t look remotely like a mouth that could be in the act of fellating. All looks innocent enough to me.
I appreciate the ebony and ivory thing they’ve got going there too. How inclusive.
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to be fair though, those hands could be construed as holding in the wanking position. obviously a little loose for the disco stick in hand but it could be a starting pose.
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You people sicken me. How could that possibly look ANYTHING like hands holding a willy? Impossible.
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No youre’ right TLA, it’s as subtle as a Maquarie Banker.
Otherwise known as a wanker.
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Oops !
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They are clearly disturbed, TLA.
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it is well known that there is only one dildo in Mandurah, and the good ladies of the town take turns with it and then pass it to their neighbour.
this statue celebrates the passing of the dildo and is titled “Did you wash it?”
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Hey. I was in Mandurah yesterday and I saw more than one Dildo.
It is obviously representing the moment the original owners of the land willingly handed over the title deed.
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Passed on de left hand side.
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Plain to see that there are no dick heads.
Unless it’s the commenters.
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Donger relay. Popular passtime at B&S balls.
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I like the little metal strap around the wood to prevent anyone stealing it.
stick theft is a major problem in Mandurah, and one of the main reasons for the introduction of the new stop and search laws
or is it a cock ring?
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Speaking of which, Dr Clag has contradicted his own Public Servant on whose idea it was to introduce them.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/6753429/i-have-pushed-for-stop-and-search-laws-ocallaghan/
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What with the bypass isolating the area no doubt the locals will be treating it as an idol in six months time. Leaping around, screaming, smashing femurs on piles of bones of their dead reverse baton change-cock worshiping comrades.
Perhaps similar to the thoughts of that peanut on the ABC doco last night thought; The people of Mandurah will reverse evolve into 4 foot chinless midgets in just such a short time.
Oh, Wait…
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It looks to me like the symbolic passing of the cricket bat.
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Looks a bit like a double-dutch rudder. Google it – it’ll change your life.
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Is that the same as the “Double Dutch Fudge Rudder”?
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That truly is an awful sculpture. The dreariness of the lack of imagination and technique. One can only hope that some one will light a fire underneath the donger (it looks like its
burnable) and replace it with a couple of empty VB cans.
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maybe they could have some of those fabulous vb chips while they stand around watching the fire.
http://theincrediblyrudelogophile.blogspot.com/2010/01/vb-drinking-chip-happy-australia-day.html
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could they have made less of an effort?
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headline on WAToady:
“Cock faces probe”
which I believe is called ‘sounding’
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hastily changed to ‘Robert Cock faces investigation”
good job I got a screen grab
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you didn’t mention the butcher, i thought that added a certain something.
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If you had that story on your desk, what would you say?
If only he was co-accused with Graham Kierath. Then it would be…
“Kierath faces probe with Cock.”
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I’m pretty certain that that is the same chiko roll I chucked out the driver’s side window passing Halls Head circa. 1988
I am honoured that the good people of Mandurah have memoralised this event
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Obviously Mandurahians trying to keep up with the competition Mez.
I’m sure the pressure was on after they spotted the popularity of this Golden Chiko Roll immortalized over at the Museum of the Riverina in Wagga Wagga.
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