Bobby Dukes: [with a bag placed over his head] Why does this bag smell like doughnuts?
Bill Henry: That is the smell of death. That is the smell of the death of your failure. That is the smell of the death of your defeat. That is the smell of the death of your shame…
Bobby Dukes: It smells like doughnuts. The Dukes of Hazzard.
A Dukes of Hazzard Gemini? You’d never see Daisy getting her denim cutoffs into this vehicle. Another from the phone of Ljuke in the Oats Street Arrondisement. 
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great shot. that show has a lot to answer for though:
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As revolting as broadacre bermudas.
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That’s great. Not worst.
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Shades of…
God obviouly loves a bomb.
You sure this is Oats St TLA?
Looks a little leafy. No frangas?
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Oh there’s frangas. Still to come.
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Is Oats Street the new Beaufort Street?
This is spectacular. Bravo.
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It’s the new Las Ramblas.
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They appear to have parked on a registered lawn, to boot.
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Cardboard number plate?
Ran out of corflute.
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bento, you are quite sensational! i almost choked on my short black…….
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this is genius
especially if you have to climb in through the windows.
not worst.
I notice that the stars on the roof have six points rather than five
The Jewkz of Hazzard?
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Boss Hog doesn’t sound very kosher to me.
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a point for each of his fingers or toes.
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Perfect in every way, and wouldn’t look out of place here.
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I wonder if that matt paint is washable..
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The other day on my way home I saw a businessman chasing a young boy holding a neck tie down Oats street. The man was tie-less. True story.
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I was trying to figure out exactly where Oats St station was and blow me down if it isn’t on wikipedia.
It is also a very important place apparently. Sorry for my previous lack of respect.
“Oats Street Train Station is a Transperth train station 8.2 km from Perth Train Station, Western Australia, on the Armadale / Thornlie Line.
The introduction of the station as a stop and a connection for the No. 98 and 99 CircleRoute buses in the late 1990s made the station one of the most important transport nodes on the then Armadale Line, a status it retains to this day.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oats_Street_railway_station,_Perth
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Not to mention a lake which doubles as a dunny, apparently, mp.
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That’s Tomato Lake. I walked the entire circumference of the lake looking for those toilets, just last weekend. There isn’t one quiet spot where you can take a slash behind a bush.
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As a preggers woman many years back I often walked the lake. Around. not over. And was, consequently, very aware of the location of the public toilets. They are over near the Muslim school.
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Typical. They come over here, etc.
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the National Continence Management Strategy?
is there really a government department out there worried that we might piss ourselves?
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Priceless is it not Skink.
The National Toilet Map is available on line so our net savvy, incontinent grandparents can use their iPhones to find a dunny.
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too bad every second circle bus is always late so you get two together then nothing for ages. Gives you a chance to fully appreciate the station surrounds.
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“who was that strange, sinister-looking man seen lurking around the public toilets at Cottesloe Beach again last week?
It was the Post’s David Cohen, doing the investigative dirty work on behalf of public hygiene”
Subiaco Post
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