There have been many talkfests about the future of Perth recently, each more moronic than the last. (Fuck me drunk, someone seriously suggested monorails at the last one.) The topic of my presentation on Thursday will be the REAL future of Perth. Do we go with a giant Lisa Scaffidi straddling Great Eastern Highway as an entry statement (and to deter vandals), or emulate the house in Sucess which had a toilet in the front garden. The answer, is both.
Luckily for those going, the wonderful Andrew Horabin is in town and will be a guest performer. The wonderfuls Werzel and Ben Sutton will also be my special guests. The powerpoint is lookng great, so should be an excellent night.
Perth Comedy Lounge Charles Hotel North Perth Call John 9309 1139 for booking or details. $15. Doors open at 7pm, and the show starts at 8. You can just show up, but if you want a specific table, ring John. You can also book tickets at BOCS 9484 1133. THURSDAY 3RD SEPTEMBER
The Worst of Perth 
Have a great night on Thursday Lazy Aussie. Will you have any footage for those of us interested in the future of Perth from a distance?
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That’s probably the best way to look at the future of Perth – from afar!
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Totally can’t wait.
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As always, the sting arrives. Suck us in with the free stuff and get us hooked, then, the sting…
When’s the subscription drive?
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I’ll be also launching my charity “Feed the Dead”.
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So I assume all TWOPers will be invited to sing on the album?
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Feed the dead..
They are teh future…
Feed the dead
Cause they’re never gonna make it home…
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I will keep pushing for the monorail from the bell tower along riverside drive to kings park, to subi and back into the city. I’ve seen monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map.
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Monorail! Monorail! MONORAIL!
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what about us brain-dead slobs?
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You forgot to remind us when this is…
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Adjusted
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Has this done the rounds here yet?
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TLA – sincere apologies from Mrs Bento and myself, as we will be unable to attend what will surely be the Comedy/Urban Design Workshop of the decade.
I look forward to seeing the DVD, or at least the implementation strategy.
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Pray tell why, Bento?
I am working – what is your excuse?
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I will most likely be on a sunbed, drinking from a pineapple, DFOC.
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obviously in some other, more vibrant, city?
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Bintang in a Pineapple?
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I intend to consume all my beverages from a pineapple – it just feels more like a holiday that way. Granted, the lattes will taste a little strange, but a minimalist Illy cappucino cup would just clash with my garish outfits.
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I think Bento has been tomato growing…
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Don’t harsh my vibe, man.
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surely you mean ‘dont’ hash my vibe?’
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I can’t turn it off. My life is an uptight hell.
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Just don’t put any tomatoes in your boogy board bag.
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Tis a shame.
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