Suggested by at least three people. The cake sign on Beaufort Street Inglewood. At least you can tell who they are. Seems like the wedding was in a war zone judging by Jimmy’s arm. Let’s hope this iconic sign will always remain. An island of not worst in Inglewood.
 | Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
| Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
 | AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… |
| Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… |
| Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … |
| Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … |
 | The Definitive Ranki… on Kalamunda, Australia’s u… |
| AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… |
| Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
| Anonymous on Mr Fist |
| Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… |
 | Blood on Review: “The Montegiallo Schoo… |
| Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
| Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
| Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… |
The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 
Perhaps Jimmy’s missing limb was the result of a really good Bombe Alaska?
Bwa-haha-ha-ha-har! I thank you, I’m here all week.
LikeLike
Maybe it’s a spiritualist’s painting.
You know, claiming to be made from visions-in-trance after the subjects’ death.
James just hadn’t got around to re-attaching the spiritual remains of his arm at the time.
Been too busy with Marilyn perhaps.
LikeLike
Not TWOP – Marilyn’s smile would cheer anyone up (and there’s an idea for Alannah there too). Signs like that, when not visually offensive, are handy when giving directions.
LikeLike
That sign always reminds me of those street artists that draw pictures of tourists, which end up looking a bit like the subject, yet somehow, not.
To their credit, there are numerous opportunities for incorrect apostrophe deployment, which have been admirably resisted.
Champagne comedy, Mr. Cohen.
LikeLike
Yes Bento, it’s the almost but not quite that attracted me and others to this one. Not bad enough to be really bad and yet satisfyingly just missing the mark.
David, you forgot to ad “[tap, tap] Is this thing working?”
LikeLike
Only you make the jokes LA?
LikeLike
The look on James Dean’s face suggests he’s having second thoughts about the marriage; that maybe she’ll just leave him for some loser writer.
LikeLike
The lazy Aussie is going to be Live at The Charles in a few weeks.
LikeLike
Now that the Rudd government has made it legal this is O,K, i.e getting married to a trannie made to look like Marilyn.
LikeLike
Good news about the Charles. Your fans will attend. As long as it doesn’t interfere with TWOP blogging.
LikeLike
Was that the exact wording of the legislation? “Getting married to a trannie made to look like Marilyn”.
LikeLike
it’s another one of those artists: “I don’t do hands or feet”
where are her hands? rummaging in the cake for something?
if you intended painting a mural – wouldn’t you render the wall, or at least block up the airbricks? – it looks like Jimmy Dean is eating a waffle
LikeLike
I’d better do an ad. It won’t just be normal stand-up. Will be comedy debate for world environment day or some such crap.
LikeLike
agreed. I see this every week on my way up to the always hectic and always ‘sold out’ coles in Morley…. wanna talk about a food crisis, try shopping for food in Perth…..
LikeLike
LA – regret I will be overseas for several weeks, and will be unable to attend the “comedy debate for world environment day or some such crap”. It sounds like a truly worthy cause.
Most of all, I would be very upset if I missed the Hoey heckling experience…
LikeLike
Very convenient Bento. VERY convenient. i haven’t even said the date yet.
LikeLike
[it’s another one of those artists: “I don’t do hands or feet”
where are her hands? rummaging in the cake for something?]
I think she may be pleasuring herself.
LikeLike
I think she may have a knife. This not exposed very well.
LikeLike
If Grogg Hoggy isn’t at the comedy event , LA you could Hoggy impersonations to entertain the TWOPPERS. It can’t be that hard given his little world : teapot art , porno ,grog, Gail Robinson and the YWL.(Young Women’s League)
LikeLike
I’m usually far too funny for people to think of heckling.
LikeLike
It can’t get any funnier than sausages and the scrutinator (S-meter ).
LikeLike
Hmmm. Is the Charles really the best venue for you, LA?
As your media advisor I strongly advise doing your shtick at one of the establishments you have covered on TWOP: the Norwood, or the Red Castle.
Perhaps even the Hyatt, if you can bear it?
Invite Paul Murray to the VIP/corporate box area and acres of coverage is guaranteed.
LikeLike
Surely the Ling is the ideal venue?
LikeLike
Yes Bento. He’s been to NZ, after all. Perhaps he could warm up the skumpies for Dennis Marsh?
LikeLike
The Leopold is as low as I have been performance wise. No wait, I tell a lie. Wanneroo Tavern.
LikeLike
Blimey. I would’ve thought even Max Kaye’s patented brand of ‘comedy’ would be too sophisticated for the fair residents of Wanneroo. What did your act consist of, blonde jokes?
LikeLike
Funny you should say that. Was a Nobby’s nuts promotion which included a joke competition. I was MC. Two blondes in bikinis gave out free nuts while the local denizens – to a man – did poofter jokes. Long long time ago, but I remember the beginnings to all the jokes. “There were two poofters right…”
LikeLike
[Funny you should say that. Was a Nobby’s nuts promotion which included a joke competition. I was MC. Two blondes in bikinis gave out free nuts while the local denizens – to a man – did poofter jokes. Long long time ago, but I remember the beginnings to all the jokes. “There were two poofters right…”]
But were there any sons of Italian market Gardeners in the audience dressed in their latin finest and wearing enough Bling to adorn a Madonna to be branded “Poofters” though ?
LikeLike
Pingback: Let them spank cake… « The Worst of Perth