Great guest poster Mazarina has another good one for you all. This is another good one for the recording history side of TWOP also, as I am sure this building won’t last too much longer. Mazarina says…
The worst of Perth isn’t always at eye level – sometimes you need to look up. Like at the corner of Milligan and Murray Streets. The owners of this establishment were clearly quite keen to keep backpackers at bay, hence the cunning plan to paint out the original ‘s’ in the sign. So instead of reading ‘hostel milligan’, it now says ‘ho tel milligan’. I’m a little baffled though, I’m not sure what the ho is supposed to tel milligan.
It’s a HOSTEL guys. Deal with it. (Gives you a little bit of a kerning problem too.)
The Worst of Perth 
Perhaps a more fitting name change would have been Hostile Milligan.
I live across the road from hostel/hotel Milligan and can tell you that it is patronised almost exclusively by xxxxxx, lunatics and xxxxxxxxxx. I have never seen a backpacker or ‘normal’ guest go in or out. I have, however, heard old men screaming at each and breaking stuff, seen old men leaning out the window in peak hour and screaming at passersby and had one other old geezer give me the finger because I had the audacity to play music at the ungodly hour of 4pm.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxx xxxxxxxxx xxxx that is so xxxxxxx that even if it were located in the Kewdale industrial area the local tradies would be heard to remark “Man, xxx xxxxxxxxx”.
LikeLike
I seem to remember that The Dickies’ version of Eve of Destruction really gets the old folks riled at any time of the day. Also their “Doggy Do”. No idea if on youtube.
LikeLike
…you’re the easiest , you’re the best…
Poodle Party.
LikeLike
Something about I don’t like your looks but then Im not sober.
LikeLike
stay away from the xxxxxx xxxxxxx at xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxx xxxxx xx xxxxxx
stay away
LikeLike
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx got xxxxxxx’ed?
wow
LikeLike
lol
LikeLike
Hey TWOP, any chance you can remove the xx’s now. The cafe has shut down and the tuna patties have gone stale
LikeLike
I just made tuna patties!
LikeLike
And you want me to go back through 100 thousand comments and 14 years ?
LikeLike
Whoa. That is some serious censorship.
Just replace every xxxx with the word ‘xylophone’ and it will make perfect sense.
LikeLike
Or hornbag.
LikeLike
or cunts
LikeLike
So it is still there. So much for that prediction.
LikeLike
Court hotel version.
LikeLike
Have previous comments all evaporated, or did this posting sit in limbo for over 40 months?
LikeLike
Is Milligan in perth and where?
LikeLike
I told you I was ill
LikeLike
g-o-o-g-l-e
Or Bing if you must.
LikeLike
fine i will then sorry if I annoyed you Orbea.
LikeLike
It’s Spike Milligan’s epitaph you gimboid
LikeLike
Whats a Gimboid?
LikeLike
Milligan not good enough for you. Try here:
http://www.hotelsoftherichandfamous.com/celebrity/Dr-Henry-Kissinger
LikeLike
if you loose your hearing
– the only way to Chat, is by talking, telling a long story, giving instructions,or giving a lecture
– because, unless you learned to Lip Read, you will never hear the response.
-that is one advantage Text and MSG in our new communictions society.
– even the new deaf young YELL but half the time have not figured why..
– old men – are just lads who survived thier youth..
maybe they seem like boring old farts, but maybe thats how they survived thus far..
LikeLike
Is it true, that Milligans has SINGLE ROOMS, for not much more than Backpacker Dorms which have up to Ten people sleeping in each room??
LikeLike
Come back Valerie. All is forgiven.
LikeLike
no, that was only the small rooms – the standard rooms are slightly more
LikeLike
Its SIX YEARS LATER,
That place is still there,
That 20 year old paint job is still there. Whats with this place –
and the guy who started this blog or whatever got committed…
The chap that was yelling back to Adam from Milligans was taken away
by the police and never seen again..
Perth has changed so much over the last few years – for the better we think..
LikeLike
i hate to admit it but i have stayed there,let me tell you about my xxxx…..
>xxxx everywhere
>xxxx are really the main “guests” in hotel milligan,several xxxx of them
>a random knock on my door,i look down as i open door,bag on ground open with xxxx. i look up at a xxxx looking xxxx .i ask “xxx do you want” he replies with a language unknown to me and the rest of the world,then wanders off down the hall
>i xxxx head to the toilet facilities (xxxx),some xxxxx xxxx fresh from xxxxx starts xxxxx xxxx.i try and ignore but the xxxx xxxxx is xxxxx xxxx.i turn to xxxx xxxx and return hes xxxx with a xxxxx xxxx of xxxx.he shuts up and i make my b line for the toilet.(xxxxxxxxxxxxx).
>head directly to managers office,manager looks like an xxxx xxxx xxxxx.i simply state that i must depart immediately from the premises due to work related issues.i was fifo at the time and looking to save money on accommodation.(xxxxxxxxxx)
> i get full refund and get the fuck out of dodge,not before xxxx the xxxx xxxxx off my backpack
all this in under an hour and a half,lol.
LikeLike
LOL indeed. Is this a candidate for the most varied random censorship in response posts?
LikeLike
Well thank you Outrage. I hadn’t got round to the xxxxxx ing.
LikeLike
Hey Anonymous – Some might congratulate you on getting a refund, but truth be known
if you had only asked – it would have been less trouble to pay DOUBLE for you to ensure you left us in peace..
..
LikeLike
Finally Burnt in 2021.
LikeLike
Good try Mazarina,
You’ve failed again.
But if you ever try again and succeed,
think you’ve got away with it-
the building will be rebuilt with concrete floors but will be expensive..
LikeLike