16 forslutas in the room next door. IKEA.
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The Worst of Perth 
FORSLUTA : (noun). Body bag for women who say ‘Start the Car’.
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The things you do Försluta , 12 gallons in Thailand , say no more.
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Do TLA and Bento ever bump into each other there? They both seem to visit frequently. Perhaps it’s a meatball thing.
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That’s where we have the real editorial meetings. Also meatballs.
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I meant to say, “Perhaps it’s a meathead thing”. Sorry!
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I note Ikea kitchen was not convicted of any health violations this year. Which puts it one up on your favourite check-in.
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Lies: Cimbalino Napoleon St was fine. You are thinking of a place with a similar name not a million miles from Waratah Avenue.
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Wait, isn’t Cottesloe also Dalkeith? I had no idea they were 2 separate places.
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Is it a sex aid? You know, to cover the heads of the horny ugly ones as to not distract from the deed.
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Why do you feel the need to say that shit?
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Förslutas, that is all
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Don’t restrict your options. You don’t think Adele actually looked at Troy do you? You can always tell the married couples at footy – full face paint, once a week. Demetriou introduced multicultural round to spice things up a bit.
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Death.
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sixteen forslutas….
…five…gold…rings….
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Santa doesn’t have time to faff around with flat packs.
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