Snuff’s Missing Links 49

The pen is hideous.

To comfort.

Consciousness-free.

Naturalite.

Nasal tampons made from bacon.

Torggler door.

Tati door.

Nightswimming.

You had your chance.

Imma firin mah lazor.

Just another racer.

I don’t need a new phone but I need this one.

Oops.

The Collector.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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5 Responses to Snuff’s Missing Links 49

  1. Orbea says:

    Putinphone. Get it now mthrfckr

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