Many thanks to Pete F, Cookester, et al for the heads-up about today’s Perth edition of the Australian Financial Review. Let he (or she) who is without quilt yadda yadda. I’m off to lunch at Galippoli with Ray Hughs.
Worst Talk
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
not sure if the world is fukt, but there subbing is.
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Julian Barnes, xxx
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and so is my spelling.
there, their, they’re.
fuk.
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Gerbalism is dead.
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Ray Hughes looks a bit fukt. Before entree he was clean shaven.
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For whom the clown gods wish to destroy they first hit with the clown stick. And so it is with the buffoon Jo Hockey ” I wish dem old peoples would drop dead, Dey is costing us too much money. perhaps we could work them to death.” he says. Fellow clown stick recipient T.Abbott has a special reserve of money, reserved only for fighter jets.
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Yeah we should kill all the old people before they’re born via abortion (currently running at 120,000 per year), but we wont call it murder or genocide, we’ll call it a “woman’s right”, because it sound’s just sooo moral.
Leftards are genocidal Hypocrites!
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You’re a half wit , Sonny.
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Half? Too generous.
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Fuck off you retarded cunt.
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Holeee schitt.
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Best. Page. Ever.
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Also best Haiku.
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You do, of course, realise this is the nation’s premier business daily? If it doesn’ t make Colbert…
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Reblogged this on Flying Tiger Comics.
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This is what happens when you have a greengrocer running a newspaper.
C’mon Gina time to pull the trigger.
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A metre from death! http://m.watoday.com.au/wa-news/innaloo-man-lucky-to-be-alive-after-car-ploughs-through-courtyard-20140426-37ai2.html
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Quite possibly I’m missing something, but how is it this happens so often? Do major roads terminate abruptly in front lawns throughout the city?
There is plenty of DWI in the HRV, but very, very, very little of it is of the touchdown-in-the-living room variety.
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It’s all relative: you’ll recall The Gammy Bird, which always had a car crash on the front.
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Aussie style. Failure to take a slight bend is the trick.
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I’m still baffled by the loungeroom in Alexander Heights. Dead straight section of road, and the tyre tracks were all over the place. Also, in the further out suburbs, houses are set a fair way back from the road itself, not like this narrow section on the Isle of Wight.
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They may have thought it was the toilet.
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Typical!
The narrow streets, and the tourist, driving on the wrong side of the road, ‘narrowly’ avoiding a head on collision.
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