WA Spitroast must be too busy preparing juicy roasts, amazing salads and hand tied bow ties for staff members to brush up on their photoshop skillz. I like the sound of Spitroast in the community too. Very much. By Brendan H. I think.
Worst Talk
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
It’s July, it’s special. What do you want?
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Was that artificial lawn laid by one of Dennis Lillee’s dodgy outfits?
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would you care for a spit roast madam?
or would you prefer to toss my salad?
the chef would be happy to give you a charitable contribution
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I think the funniest part of this is the blatent oxymoron in the corner “Yes” + “Optus”
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Helpful Hints? I wonder if they could offer advice re. some dead patches on my lawn?
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just spray them green, that would be their advice. But take care, you wouldn’t want to lose a hand.
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Here’s the helpful Harries (no , not Peter) for you. You may have a copy of Photoshop,but have you done your apprenticeship ?
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and is that old, fat cunt in the background feeding alcohol to a child ?
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Oh, I didn’t crop the screenshot. That WAtoday breaking news tab. Someone else must have been using the computer.
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Anyone who subscribes to the New Yorker is a good bloke.
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And what about WAtoday? May She Ra punish you for such a blatant cultural cringe.
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Does one subscribe to Teh Toady? I dunno.
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So I’m not the only one who spends my workdays downloading, reading the news, checking TWOP, and thinking about spitroasting? Reassuring.
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Enabler!
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I guess you are entering the Noo Yorker cartoon caption comp too? Like a motherfucker?
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The woman in the fawn pants: has the table leg become part of her, or is she in the way of it?
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I see Malcolm Day has a new squeeze,
or a Bree-dux, if you will
yes, these are the people you’d want to go to when you need help in your relationship.
classy
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/wa/18089952/sexperts-to-revive-couples-flagging-passion/
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Oh gawd!
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i knew there was a reason i didn’t click on that link.
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yep, if this guy cant make it work with Bree “its not all about the shoving” Maddox, who by all accounts is a perfectly nice person, and I’m certain extends her sexual repertoire beyond the missionary position, then I’m not buying any advice he’s selling re.relationships.
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He also provides stock market advice, I hear.
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i can’t even begin to get my head around the idea of taking relationship advice from a man who had poodles as attendants at his wedding to a vibrator salesperson.
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I’m still laughing at this.
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The poodles or the vibrators?
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She’s familiar with the Bosnian Grip?
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I like that they had carefully quoted the published author when she used the word ‘unrepairable’
a little snide jab there from the sub-editor’s desk
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Bree is in the paper today, having a rant about Malcolm
she says that they didn’t break up because the passion had died,
but because Malcolm is a cunt (I’m paraphrasing)
also in the paper: Patti Chong returns to the social pages (at the Spiegeltent. The piece wasn’t clear whether Patti was performing, or in the audience)
and yet another Tim Winton play by Black Swan, with John Howard.
a trifecta of Worst
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Does Robert Drewe write plays?
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Reading about Malcolm Day and passion killed my boner. Who should I call about that?
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malcolm day i think.
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You will have no problem demonstrating the problem.
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Is that called recursive or meta?
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Initially I didn’t notice Patti as my eyes were drawn to Lucy and Anna De Cinque; which was shortly followed by something unpleasant rising in my throat.
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So much for “secret wimmins bizness”.
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Palm tree sprout haircut FTW. Disgruntled cross arm party goer at the rear for a bit of true WA authenticity… Wheres the durrie bin sport?
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