Weekend Worstoff 257

Bento has spotted a lovely opportunity for a first home buyer, or perhaps one of those 3 strikes Homeswest evicted. Only about 3 million, so subtract the $7000 subsidy…if they still have it. AND you get Willie Porteous to sign your white ant inspection.

Vegan saw that Aussies are still welcome in Amiens Normandy. How much did we really contribute to turning back the Kaiser? Or Hitler. Enough to be still welcome now after all this time? East Timor thinks we are cunts already after only a decade or so.

I saw that Aussie Mates are also welcome in Dubai. Probably not now since I didn’t buy Pashmina one.

Worst well.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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10 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 257

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Teh Worst proves that just when you think it couldn’t get any worst it does. Not content with simply running AAP and wire stories to surround the Kambos and Hardly Normal catalogues it hands over 80% of the front cover to some State government nanny advertising program. There are street hookers giving $5 handjobs in Highgate with higher professional standards than whoever hasn’t taken voluntary redundancy from this sad organ.

    On a brighter note, clear the diary for October 11 – 13 for “The West Live”. Buried on page 28 Teh Weekend Worst will be brought to life when readers are given the opportunity to meet the people behind their newspaper. The mind boggles at the opportunities – wake up Zoltan Kovacks, cut and paste with Paul Nurries …

    See youse there.


  2. Bill O'Slatter says:

    The Battle of Amiens, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Amiens_(1918)
    where lessons learnt at the Battle of Hamel ,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Hamel
    were applied.


  3. vegan says:

    the battle of amines, where my great grandfather died.


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