Craigie?

What’s up Craigie griffiteur’s arses? Yeah, it’s bad, but you get trees and a park, and a bench.What’s the eyesore exactly? The bottle of –  what is that? MU something? The crappy street light design? The awful bus stop? C’mom Craigie worst it up! By Heisenberg.craigie

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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9 Responses to Craigie?

  1. NF#1's avatar NF#1 says:

    Could be referring to entire coastal and near-coastal corridor of Northern suburbs from about Warwick onwards, arguably skipping Greenwood and currently terminating somewhere near Lancelin, aka The Dead Zone. Debate on precise boundaries, and Greenwood, welcome.

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    • Bill O'Slatter's avatar Bill O'Slatter says:

      Not to mention the Southern burbs. Effectively 150 km of eyesore from Dawesville to Yanchep. Any political party worth two ounces of goat shit (are there any?) should now be advocating urban consolidation for Perth.

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      • Unknown's avatar PeteF says:

        I’d settle for trees along the freeway to shield my eyes from the limestone wastelands. Also useful for people to run into – saves all that pesky roundabout/front room shenanigans.

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  2. Rong1's avatar Rong1 says:

    I’d kill for a bus shelter. We in Woodlands get to wait in the rain or heat

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    • Russell Woolf's Lovechild's avatar Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

      I’d take being rained on in Woodlands over Craigie any day of the week.

      If you live in Perth and catching a bus you are doing it wrong. That is what the freeway is for. Even if you are only going at 5 kph between 7.00am and 9.00am.

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    • rottobloggo's avatar rottobloggo says:

      No-one admires the unregistered lawn?

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  3. Bento's avatar Bento says:

    Ten bucks says the other side of that bench says ‘Advertise Here!’. Do those things have any clients other than themselves, anywhere? Michael Keenan doesn’t count.

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  4. Bento's avatar Bento says:

    Hold the front page: http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/farmers-unhappy-with-emergency-package-20130424-2ies0.html

    Shazza will be disappointed to note that our city smartarse tax dollars will be going towards counselling these rubes, given her strong pro rural suicide stance.

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