NF#1 found a Ben Cousins bin in Shafto Lane. It’s no Mainy bin, but… What’s the deal with Shafto Lane anyway. Who was this Shafto anyway? Who was shaftoed there? Yagan? The cabin boy of The Parmelia. Ben Cousins?

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You recall Shafto’s? The small pub/nightclub there in the 80’s?
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For some reason the name Bobby Shafto comes to mind.
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The boring answer is that Thomas Alfred Shafto (b. Hartlepool 1864, d. London 1930) was a City of Perth councillor, failed mayoral candidate, and owner of the Shaftsbury Hotel and Shaftsbury Theatre (later renamed the Luxor).
The interesting answer is… oh wait, there isn’t one.
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Like an old timey Max Kay?
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I like how he goes back to London to die. Yeah crawl back to London you stinking rat.
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Thanks, yellowhare.
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I can see why someone from Hartlepool may have felt at home in Perth.
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So a man who dresses as a monkey gets elected mayor of Hartlepool. While Cr Shafto, who did not dress as a monkey, did not get elected as mayor of Perth. There is a lesson in there for us all, children.
(I have a meeting at the City of Perth this afternoon. I will enquire how many of our mayors have dressed in amusing costumes.)
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Didn’t Chas Hopkins dress as a filing cabinet?
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Nattrass dressed in an unconvincing ‘human being’ costume for quite some time.
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matching his and hers.
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^ O I do like these posts
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Does arousing count ?
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It most certainly does. Just one of many costumes I’ve imagined our Lord Mayor wearing.
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Bring back Thomas ‘Tom the Cheap’ Wardle.
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While you are wearing your COP cuffli…Wait sorry, your mousemat.
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Mousemat. Heh. Pranked.
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She’s just playing hard to get.
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How did the meeting go?
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You mean yellowhare? I wonder if they got to see the Mayoral Dress-Ups Box?
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Did someone saydress ups?
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Mistaken like a fox!
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Sorry. I am related to thomas shafto. He died while holidaying in london. Yes owned the shaftsbury hotel amongst other things in perth.
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Bennie spotted : directing traffic on Canning Bridge.
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Congestion in Perth is a real problem. We all need to do our bit.
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I wish Bennie well on his new job with Main Roads.
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Gage Roads might be more appropriate.
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