Ultra Burl

You can take a centuries old tree and cut a slice out of it, but no matter how old or what you do with it, your burl gotta look shit no matter what. It unfortunately looks better in my photo than in real life. They really should have made it into a clock. In the delightfully tacky Perth Kings Hotel, where the bar is called Petty Sessions.burl

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Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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17 Responses to Ultra Burl

  1. phildawson's avatar phildawson says:

    Looks like a converted wagon wheel from Gandalfs cart

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  2. orbea's avatar orbea says:

    Marri – Corimbia calophylla or controversially Eucalyptus calophylla
    We could put the museum on the trains along with free wifi

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  3. Bento's avatar Bento says:

    The interior looks cleaner than the exterior suggests.

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  4. rottobloggo's avatar rottobloggo says:

    You’d think the bar wood be called The Bar.

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  5. Dude Cloverdale's avatar Dude Cloverdale says:

    Not a burl, you can see the join lines whre wood slabs were glued together.

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  6. BSWAM's avatar BSWAM says:

    While I dread the answer, why is the bar called “Petty Sessions?”

    /assumes is missing pun

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  7. mancey's avatar mancey says:

    You’d want to be careful plonking your beer down on that table

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