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Brokeback Mountain to be animated cartoon series. Perth creatives Damn Torpedo have been selected to ink Young Brokeback, an animated preque…

Glacier faked. NZ Herald has revealed that parts of Sth Island Fox Glacier have been “augmented” with white painted rocks, as the real ice…

Middle East racehorses could have “bombs inside them” -Tuckey. Wilson Tuckey called for internal examination of horses from Arab countries as ter…

Slade, Status Quo unite to debunk Mayan apocalypse. The Quo’s Rick Parfitt claimed both bands had tours cancelled for 2012 due to panic over…

PR industry to sacked jounos – Fuck off we’re full. A hooded PR rep told #media140 that redundant journos were not welcome in the industry…

Kabbalah out Voodoo in. Madonna & Bruce Willis are just two of the Hollywood stars to ditch mystical Judaism for the new craze Voodoo. Tranc…

Butcher to #media140 – Journos should try cheaper cuts of meat. Rabbit, brisket and neck are delicious alternatives for redundant media professionals…