The Best of my Banned by The West newsfeed. Haven’t had one for a while, with China tour and 100 Perth things comp intervening.
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Bikies launch “Dob in a bikie dobber day”. Bikie members will man phones taking anonymous tips on who dobbed in bikies on dob in a bikie day…
Singapore Govt admits, National Service really IS about killing Malaysians. “Who else would we want to shoot?” asks Defence Ministr Teo Chee…
Carlton FC paid millions to Melbourne women “in case they had been raped” by footballers. 1 in 3 women in Melbourne received $1000 ahead of…
Star sign determines “belt position” Whether a man goes “Highpant” or “gut overhang” can be mapped to his astrological sign. Virgos & Gemi…
Big Ted “stuffed with heroin”. Childhood museum curators were shocked to find Playschool original Big Ted full of drugs. John Waters , Noni…
Refusal to “sign buttocks” sparks Perth brawl. U.S. rap star Necro punched a fan who tried to insist he write “motherfucker” on his backside…
Brides say “I Don’t!” to composting toilets. 80 Green weddings are on hold as brides say no to long drops, in “Green” honeymoon suites. A…
Buddha’s face seen in painting of Jesus. Buddhists flocked to Holy Trinity church Perth, filling it for the 1st time in 30 years.The face of…
Uri Geller – Every spoon in the house bent spontaneously at the moment of his passing. Long time Michael Jackson friend, Uri Geller vowed…
John Butler, Rick Hart top “Who shits me” Westpoll. The two biggest “you shit me” celebrities in Perth both have Fremantle connections. Coi…
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I’m not sure what his star sign is, TLA, but I do like a nice kettle manbag.
It’s also a relief to have a somewhat less disturbing explanation for this, which I still think warrants a TWOP caption competition, with or without DFOC.
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“I’m having an Uri Geller moment.”
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“Refusal to “sign buttocks” sparks Perth brawl. U.S. rap star Necro punched a fan who tried to insist he write “motherfucker” on his backside…”
Gold!
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Lazy Aussie, I struggle to understand these. I mean, they’re funny, but do you write them all? And why do they cut out in mid sentence?
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Ratbag, you’re clearly not down with the young folks and their tweeting ways. Nobody says anything involving more than 140 characters these
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Perhaps that country air (or is it champagne) has rotted your brain Ratbag. I struggle to understand what you don’t understand. They don’t cut out. Each ends at the optimal moment, not one character to short or too long.
I write the news that makes the whole world sing.
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Was that Manilow, or Mozart ?
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Coralling Turnbull on those stairs with Kev Rudd’s “The Hitler Diaries” ( complete with email ) got a laugh out of me on the Chaser. Perhaps you should charge them for that one.
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