Paolina

I’ve no idea what this sign means at Medditeranean Ceramics in Osborne Park. (Sorry Vic). Is it a type of tile? Is it the owner. If the owner why is she topless? I was too scared to go up and find out. In any case, I haven’t posted any boozies for a while. And what is that under her left arm?

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Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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13 Responses to Paolina

  1. skib's avatar skib says:

    So that’s what they meant by ‘Brazilian/Underarm’ wax.

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  2. David Cohen's avatar David Cohen says:

    That is a bye-bye (so called, I believe, by Barry Humphries as they flap back and forward when someone is making the valedictory gesture).

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  3. Bento's avatar Bento says:

    I’ve always known them as Bingo Wings.

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  4. Vic Demised's avatar Vic Demised says:

    It’s a leaking of the silicone. That left nork is considerably smaller than the right. Both are seriously deformed.

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  5. David Cohen's avatar David Cohen says:

    Perhaps ‘Our Nikki’ was the model.

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  6. Ljuke's avatar Ljuke says:

    Jesus, David! You know that Nikki is truly beautiful and you’re ugly and that’s why u spend all yore time in internet forums because its anonymouse.

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  7. CB One's avatar CB One says:

    ^ haha. I noticed that “our Nikki” is back up. Seems she won again…..

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  8. Bento's avatar Bento says:

    ur all gay saddo’s.

    Nikki! Nikki! Nikki!

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  9. Hovean's avatar Hovean says:

    Its surely an engorged member, probing lazily. Being generously proportioned, it wouldn’t be easily recognized by TWOPers.

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  10. Rita's avatar Rita says:

    She’s “Paolina Bonaparte”, Napoleon’s sister. :)

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