Dry Humour

I thought reviving a little The Worst of Perth content for our brave shutins in these desperate times.

Remember when people used to name their boats? Now it’s always just the boring rego number. Why did that cheeky and charming practice end? Oh, yeah. That’s right. And can we not reference a local species, like the err Cunac? Would “Wet Gilgie” have killed them?

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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9 Responses to Dry Humour

  1. Orbea says:

    In covid 19 times boat names are affirmations rather than possession, think hard enough and all your aspirations come true

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  2. No doubt a smooth talker and a charmer of the ladies

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  3. Mez says:

    nice motor

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  4. Bento says:

    I’d just assumed hairdressers and Vietnamese restaurants had used up all the puns.

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  5. Reign of Error says:

    Sounds American. Technically that would make it wet beaver period.

    Alternatively the ‘wa.gov.au’ bit could simply be obscured by the outboard.

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