Your own private parklet

Posted on May 29, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Tullio reports – and even I find it hard to believe, that Applecross residents are installing palette parklets IN THEIR OWN GARDENS! This is why I’m withdrawing from society. There even may be fake lawn. It brings to mind Melbourne’s shittiest small bar, the name of which escapes me. 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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10 Responses to Your own private parklet

  2. Rong1 says:
    May 29, 2017 at 11:02 am

    Smallest adjistment paddock

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    May 29, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    Do people still make south of the river jokes?

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  4. Orbea says:
    May 29, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    Applecross the brave, providing an Emu Export Lager lead recovery. Man buns essential

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  5. BJReplay says:
    May 29, 2017 at 5:51 pm

    You’re thinking of Section 8 (I won’t do them the favour of linking to them): they proclaim they are about as Melbourne as you can get; if being Melbourne is being a dickhead hipster wanker, I guess they are.

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  6. Sir Bill International says:
    May 29, 2017 at 8:03 pm

    Under the City of Melville’s new “Ramshackle Structure Policy” this type of add on is encouraged for ratepayers who are feeling the pinch of the PoVi environment .Thanks Tullio for pointing out this fully compliant structure.

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  7. Zuben says:
    June 2, 2017 at 2:05 am

    Enough parklet pallett bar for the 30 storeys of mixed use residential infill development coming its way soon !

    Sadly no shipping containers yet … not even parked on verge/registered lawn .

    ( Cf eliz quay , where astroturf popularly substitutes for crabgrass . So ok to like — sometimes )

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