having a crack

Posted on February 20, 2017 by rottobloggo

It’s time for another police post. First Class Constable Aaron Cocks is looking for two men who can help with his enquiries into a Melville crime. Just after 4am on Australia Day, two men entered a car yard on Leach Highway. They used a jack to lift a vehicle in the car yard and a tyre wrench to remove four wheels and rims. The men carried the four rims to a vehicle nearby and then drove away in a silver 1997–2002 Toyota Camry sedan, with a hub cap missing from the front passenger side wheel. One of the men had a Mohawk. If you have any information about this offence make a report online at crimestopperswa.com.au or call Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000, where all calls are strictly confidential, and rewards are offered. Please quote Reference Number 8416. 270117-0904-88954-b
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10 Responses to having a crack

  1. Dweeb says:
    February 20, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    What a fuckin’ fatarse.

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    February 20, 2017 at 6:43 pm

    Have they tried the Plumbers Association?

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  3. orbea says:
    February 20, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    Straya Day, rimming

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  4. Reign of Error says:
    February 21, 2017 at 12:04 am

    Dateline footage?

    Sporting that mohawk / kiss curl combo is the real crime here.

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  5. Rong1 says:
    February 21, 2017 at 5:54 am

    The boys in the Big House will love that crack when he gets there.

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  6. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:
    February 21, 2017 at 6:43 am

    More like this please.

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  7. GivDBird says:
    February 21, 2017 at 8:46 am

    Maybe start lookin for an old piece of shit camry with some hunky new rims ;) worth a crack

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  8. Zuben says:
    February 21, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    What is it that is so … ah … linear about the haircuts ?

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