That manual-bopping Bento paused opposite Bayswater train station. “How have I never noticed this before? So shit, we even get a poor imitation of Cartridge World.” Suck it up. I often fondly recall a big-city planner telling a crowd of western suburbs retailers two-and-a-half years ago: “I say when Cartridge World moves in, you’re dead.” Plus classified ads, retail Internet, and the Community Newspaper Group: it’s all happening! 
Then he was onto more Baysie fun. “Certainly living their values. That is a truly excellent sandpit.” 
Then he went shopping at La Boutique Circle Rouge. “This crosseyed Hitler/Clouseau is about to…what? Music festival cavity search?” 
Forget these fripperies. I was at a vital discussion yesterday in Leederville: the fearless mob at Perth Truth Seekers were sifting through the top twenty World Lies. Like a good gerbalist I took notes, but will only list the first 10. I don’t want to spoil the surprise! Don’t be sheople! 1) Person/Straw Man. 2) Flouride from teh Nazis 3) HAARP 4) Chemtrails 5) The 13 Ruling Families 6) The three city-states of the world that control the world (vexillological proof: they have their own flags!!) 7) The Georgia Guidestones 8) GMO 9) AIDS/HIV cure conspiracy 10) Suppression of cancer cures. 
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That cop kid? Weirdest thing I’ve seen in a while and that’s a big call given what 2016 has thrown our way.
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I keep saying police officers look younger all the time!
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Since no else has yet said it, he looks very arresting.
It’s okay, I’ll see myself out.
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And it’s only his first, apparently.
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Chemmttails, cunts
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The sandpit is ideal to bury your used ICE syringes
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speak of cancer and journalism: I was sad to see that AA Gill passed away.
since Rob Broadfield has made a concerted effort to copy every aspect of Gill’s style, I trust he will follow through and contract cancer.
If you steal Gill’s mojo, you have to take his tumours too.
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I just quoted this: “I have never acted on a press release or gone out to dinner with a PR. I think PR is a ridiculous job. They are the headlice of civilisation.”
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I would have said ‘pubic lice’, but it’s still a good quote.
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Would Broadfield contracting pubic lice suffice? I’m inclined to say yes.
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Pubic lice , if purpose-harvested , can provide an ingredient of an excellent sauce for something or other
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What do urban design , slavery ,drug addiction , child care and government security forces all have in common ?
Hint : answer transcends Bayswater
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Oh come on, we all know it’s the Jews.
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Not mentioning any names, Mr Rothschild!
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“That greedy Jewish bastard? There’s no end to the prick!”
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My First Alt-Right Costume.
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Damn … and I thought the answer was WAPC !
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He has a sniffer dog called blondi
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