The Federal Police don’t know how to work a Tarago???! I am officially alert but not relaxed. This is huge. To. Not. Be. Capable. Of. Operating. A. People mover. Was it setting the clock or tuning in 6PR? in any case. If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, I’ll be handcuffed in the back seat of a Federal Police Bongo Van on my way to Albania listening to an ill tuned Basil Zempilas, the green digits of the clock an eternally flashing green 12:00…Northbridge.
don’t get me started about Basil fucking Zempilas.
how the fuck did he get sent to Rio to commentate on sports he knows nothing about?
Is it really too much to expect the commentator to have look down the list of athletes and learn how to pronounce their names before the race begins?
he ruined my enjoyment of the Olympics.
Him and that bald cunt with the levitating cake who popped up at every single fucking ad break.
get back to 6PR, Basil, which is already one level above your level of competence.
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I enjoyed the rowing commentator who kept referring to Czechoslovakia.
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I was disappointed they got through several hours of commentary of the women’s golf without making one Eddie McGuire level joke about Minjee Lee
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you missed eddies quip about minjees sister bo ning?
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Is she related to Kum Ovsumyung-Gai?
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Don’t be so elitist. If athletes get to play sports they know nothing about then baz can commentate them.
Rio heave ho we are the rio dockers
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Fed 1: Someone been stealing NBN funding secrets! TO THE JUSTICE MOBILE!
Fed 2: (confused) What?
Fed 1: I mean the tarago
Fed 2: …..
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I’m being redacted to secret Albanian CIA base. I think that’s what I mean.
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Thought they could only handle an auto?
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Do you mean the whaling station in Albania or have they moved closer to town.
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The one at Chechnya beach?
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It’s fair enough though; the whistles and bells in the newer cars need the agile thinking of an 8 year old, not the atrophied mind of a well disciplined police officer.
“When all else fails – Read the instructions.”
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The small press ad for 6PR breakfast. They have postit note conference name cards. Perpetual groundhog day for them both
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