Good riddance Cammo, you who
Could give the impression of being a monstrous arsehole
Even when crying
On air
Good riddance Cammo.
Good riddance Cammo, the managers were right. That you didn’t have what it takes,
and
To stop playing campy old Dusty Springfield
Good riddance Cammo.
Good riddance Cammo, your shithouse pieces with Ross Solky were execrable.
But you kept
on
doing them. And made even John McGlue
Look human
Good riddance Cammo.
Good riddance Cammo. You’re still calling your wife
the fucking War Office
Which wasn’t funny 30 years ago
Good riddance Cammo
Good riddance Cammo, even though we both know you’ll be back
By unpopular demand, your turd shedding more glitter every year
Even though everyone would prefer Russel Woolf
Good riddance Cammo
The Worst of Perth 
Do they still broadcast on the AM band?
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Judging by the response it looks like the ALPBC has been lumped in with Teh Worst. People are past caring any more and just don’t give a rats. Unfortunately we still have to pay $1.1bn a year for it whether you like it or not.
Thank God Macca is still there on a Sunday morning.
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Macca: “I’m talking to Glenda from Wylecatchem about her quandong jam recipe. So Glenda, what’s your r recipe?
Glenda: “Well Macca, you just get quandongs and boil them up with sugar
Macca: “Oh yeah, but there mist be some special scret ingredient.
Glenda: “No Macca”
Macca: “Oh, That’s great Glenda”
Glenda “Yep just boil them up with sugar, and a little water.”
Macca: “Oh, a little water?”
Glenda: “Yes Macca”
Macca: “Fantastic Glenda”
Me (while driving in country listening to the only station my old ute radio can get: “YES MACCA, THAT”S HOW YOU MAKE JAM, YOU MORONIC FUCKHEAD!”
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What’s the weather like there Don?
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I think you’re supposed to put in the clavicle of a kangaroo as well?
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Macca’s condescending phoney authenticity is the.fucking.worst
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What about Howard Sattler’s cunac doodle?
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Who s cammo ?
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Ted Bull’s stage name.
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Garry Meadows’ pseudonym, The Gary Carvolth Backing Singer, Jennie Seaton’s gooch, Sandy Baker’s penguin
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Someone is actually called ted bull ??
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Is he like the Paul Murray of acting ?
Did he retire again ? Move away ? Die ?
Sorry , without visuals it s hard to understand …
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Why the fuck is that wannabe lawyer/ western suburbs business name dropper, Jane Marwick on TWOP? She is even worse than the other Aunty Arvo know-it-all Jillian Greensmith.
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She really sounds like she’d be more at home on 6PR.
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Missing Sticky already?
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What happened to the Slumber King?
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Promoted to digital-only Saturday Afternoons.
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Interesting use of the word “promoted”. I’m thinking that only a few Chinese spies would be listening to that particular ALPBC digital outpost.
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Lurking in the rottnest trench monitoring wafl broadcasts used by deep cover match callers to pass sensitive mining info. And you thought that ‘Roy flies high but hill gathers the crumbs’ was just footy? Ha!
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Lol. And I mean L O Fucking L
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Missing your dad.
Sticky was bore, who didn’t pretend to have experience or knowledge. Unlike Auntie’s ladies afternoons hosts.
The ghost of the Slumber King lives on with Marwick using his trademark “shortly”. Fuck, one 15 minute period she used at least 17 times.
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I miss Dad too.
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The HUMANITY.
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I haven’t heard her. Does she say acrawz for across like the slumber king?
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No. But she does sound like an imbecile. She really does seem more suited to 6PR.
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At least she would get more than zero listeners on 720. Isn’t 6PRacist just transmitting a test tone these days?
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you say test tone I say Gemma Tognini, lets call the whole thing off
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Cammo’s doing a guest fucking appearance. He’s been gone 5 minutes.
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You can resign from the ALPBC staff co-op but you can never leave. The Hotel California of taxpayer funded broadcasting.
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But much calling it ALPBC when he was a
Liberal member!
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More than a fucking member of the Liberal party, he was a member of parliament for Stirling for the libs from 93 to 98
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Yeah I guess one ex-Liberal at the staff co-op does prove your point.
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Slightly out of date list gives 20 to Labor and 23 to the Lieberals.
http://www.crikey.com.au/2012/06/25/speaking-of-media-independence-how-does-aunty-fare/
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RWL is quiet
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When you have got people comparing advertising to taxation what is the point?
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I thought he’d be back making ill advised gues appearances for at least another decade!
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RWLovechild keeps banging on with the myth that only the ABC is funded by taxpayers.
Does he ever think past the faux mantra “Free-to-Air”?
Where does he imagine that all the massive amounts of money to run the tatty and grubby commercial networks come from?
The Advertisers, of course.
…and their money comes from? The providers of goods and services, of course.
They in turn derive their funds from the consumers of the goods and services which they provide – the general fucking public!!
A commercial, and clandestine, tax on every advertised service and product.
But I guess that might be a bit had to follow for a rusted-on political bullshit believer.
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Russell Woolf’s Lovechild says:
April 7, 2016 at 6:32 pm
“When you have got people comparing advertising to taxation what is the point?”
That is the fucking point.
We complain about taxation, for which we all have an indirect oversight, yet ignore the rip-off merchants who play fast-and-loose with the money that they pull out of our purses by any of the multitudinous sleight-of-hand processes in which they excel.
Wake up, dummies.
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Don’t you mean sheeple?
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Live. Consume. Don’t complain. Die. Oh, and if you can chain yourself to an enormous mortgage for 30 or so years, perfect.
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Well he’s done that. Another strangely predictive LA post , with Cammo joining Bowie, Prince, Glenn Frey and half of Mott the Hoople.
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Well that’s how he will be depicted by Alston *puke*.
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But will Alston mention that it’s an anus dribbilus horribilus ?
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Was he only 65??? That can’r be right. He looked at least 80!
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Is it too early to start a campaign to bring Ross Solly to Perth?
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never too early. He can ring himself up.
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we’ve got rid of two Camerons in one day….
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Diaz currently shitting herself,
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