Krazy Kym encountered this in Midland. “Why have we not seen this before?” she asked. A desultory shuffle through the archives found this, which is just as excellent. 
My associate, Mr Brick, saw this in Cottesloe. “Lamination fail,” he said. “Once you’ve laminated it makes it much harder for the enraged to interfere with the signage.” I didn’t have to root around for too long in the lamination archive. 
Don’t stress! If public art and lamination fails are getting you grumpy, have a cocktail in Guildford! Only if you’re a Lady, but. I reckon Bethany will be there!
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Standard interchangeable bowl / bowel scenario. Textbook stuff
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Actually, that first pic brought to mind an old mate of mine who suffers from severe prostatitis.
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Wee from the nurry?
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More excellenter Abstract indeed, Lady Kym. Ex-Curtin graduate Steve Tepper(1992), here with his “Nut Ball Titty Limits”.
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Re the Steve Tepper piece ‘ trickle flow and fall ‘ : isn’t that title a plausible epigram for unsatisfactory sex ?
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More like the aforementioned prostatitis.
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Was that second of the posted notes subsequent upon a paucity of the necessary arse wiping paper?
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I will ask Mr Brick.
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Tell him it’s no use laminating signs if there’s nothing else available to replace tramway tickets, or the moisture resistant, shiny, micro-thin stuff that used to be provided in those packets-with-a-slot (a la front door letter boxes) as an apology for good quality newsprint-squares-on-a-piece-of-string-hooked-over-a-rusty-nail that all self respecting dunnies supplied.
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Why do you think Mr Brick is part of the decision-making process at that facility? He is not – and never will be, he assured me.
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