Crab Town City Limits

Posted on January 4, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Literally. By an associate of Reign of Error.  

 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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10 Responses to Crab Town City Limits

  1. Zuben says:
    January 4, 2016 at 1:14 am

    Can crabs read ? And if so , would they be able to work out for themselves the correct side of the rope on which this sign requires them to stay ?

    Otherwise it is a bit of a head scratcher for non aquatic .

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  2. Reign of Error says:
    January 4, 2016 at 6:23 am

    Fortunately Nanna always kept a climbing harness, carabiner and small pouch of rosin in her sewing bag, so compliance was not an issue at the family New Years picnic.

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  3. Rolly says:
    January 4, 2016 at 6:56 am

    Such limitations should be applied to all urban areas, with requirements for passports and visas to proceed beyond them.
    Metrocentric ignorance appears to have no inherent boundaries.

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  4. Snuff says:
    January 4, 2016 at 7:19 am

    Just water and more water. How long has this been going on ?

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  5. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    January 4, 2016 at 8:09 am

    No religious miracles in Crab Town for some time. Although there is a rumour a local was cured of Ross River virus by laying on hands at one stage though.

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  6. you'll get wet says:
    January 4, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    Harsh but necessary, some of the locals get carried away during the Running of the Crabs. Their behaviour is like a red rag to a blue crab and goring of participants by taunted and enraged Blue Swimmer claws is common. RIP 2000 winner ‘Raging Bull.’ He fed many.

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  7. Scanners says:
    January 5, 2016 at 9:16 am

    The sign is for blind people who are not able to see the water. You fools.

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