Resident Vibrancy

Posted on November 20, 2015 by AHC McDonald

A bloke drinking Beam and Cola on the tram, another driving a mint restored Datsun 120 Y. (Unfortunately not captured). And then my hotel has a licensed Fromagerie. That’s a cheese shop that sells piss. I’ll have half a kilo of Coon (fromage racistisme) and a pony of Melbourne Bitter (petite grail de gatto piss).  Thank you garkon. Sometimes I think Melbourne employs students to enact unbelievable vibrancy tableaux for visitors. oh and a wonderful rotating cub clock. 



About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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8 Responses to Resident Vibrancy

  1. BSWAM says:
    November 21, 2015 at 3:45 am

    “I’m sorry, sir, I’ll have to ask to see your cheese license.”

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    November 21, 2015 at 6:17 am

    When Emperor Barney has his potato goons arresting people why shouldn’t the cheese mongers be licensed? Don’t want any cheap Chinese Coon slipping into the Aussie market.

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    • Sir Bill International says:
      November 22, 2015 at 8:05 am

      The meme of the hero capitalist is complete bullshit. To further deflate Gelato meme, the Potato Marketing Board is due to be wound up whoever gets into power in 2017. In the interregnum laws have to be upheld. At least Gelato’s rug will get a nightly watering in goal.

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  3. Zuben says:
    November 21, 2015 at 6:59 am

    It s about time everyone started associating cheese with the v-word !

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  5. Arcadia says:
    November 21, 2015 at 8:45 am

    This outside chairs and tables have never been used.

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  6. Zuben says:
    November 22, 2015 at 7:23 pm

    The bourbon bloke is kinda hot

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