Found in the Casa Cohen letterbox. What do I know? Can my heart have thoughts? Where are my pants?
I see there’s been the usual carping about Subiaco. Well, SHUT UP: I see authorities reckon this will bring some of Melbourne’s lane vibe to 6008 (Subi Square, to be precise).
Guess who’s also been to Exmouth?! I was surprised at this: when I’ve “bent an elbow” with Shazza, it’s been stuff from a bottle.
Keep an eye peeled for the following JB products to be released shortly, following the outstanding success of Shazza – the Dazza, the Bazza and the Wazza.
Consideration will also be given to releasing a Poida and a Shirl, depending on the success of the Dazza, Bazza and Wazza range.
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That’s right. Superstars of The Houso’s. Shazza Bazza Dazza Cazza Mazza and Wazza or at least some, if not all, starring. I’d also make them welcome in Subi and encourage them to invite all their friends as well.
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Personally I’m waiting for the weekend closure of Rokeby Road to bring the French provincial market po-vi vibe to Subi. Mmmm … can taste those tasty goz already.
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Hasn’t the goz van already been booked for Embleton?
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Correct me if I’m wrong but if the bourbon is already called Shazza then what do bogans name their kids after?
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This sort of marketing will be impossible in 10 years. An unforeseen consequence of every Ebbeny, Ayva, Tylarh and Jaxxzon having unique spelling.
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It’s a worry when you hear: “Come ear Brantlee you liddle shit”and you don’t know which gender Brantlee is.
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You had the ISIS flag up again I’m guessing.
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Welsh. Almost as good?
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Jesus wept.
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God/Jesus knows it Shazza!
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On the roadside heading in and out of Camooweal they used to have soccer goals in an attempt to concentrate the spread of empties. It looks like the Americans preferred basketball.
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At incode.com.au we normally fix structural steel disasters and calling a can “Shazza” is up there with the worst – but we can fix it!
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