Whizzinator

Posted on June 24, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Ed T sees a used urine simulator kit in Northbridge. I usually get the Latino myself, but newbie mistake…

On the other hand, WOT FUCK? Latino? Syringes? Heat pads? $189? HEAT PADS?



About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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20 Responses to Whizzinator

  1. Reign of Error says:
    June 24, 2015 at 4:55 am

    End of trip golden shower facilities

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  2. GivDBird says:
    June 24, 2015 at 7:52 am

    the fuck?

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    • The Lazy Aussie says:
      June 24, 2015 at 8:22 am

      What exactly…is it?

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      • juantrak says:
        June 24, 2015 at 8:34 am

        Wiki says it’s a “a product intended to fraudulently defeat drug tests”. It contains a false penis, thus the need to select the correct skin tone.
        Remember, it can highly embarrassing to flop out a small white dick during urine tests, when you’re an African-American.
        I wonder what they make the synthetic urine out of? That’d lend itself to all kinds of fraud, wouldn’t it!
        Kind of reminds me of the old joke about the drug test.
        “I just found out I passed my drug test with flying colours.
        My dealer has some explaining to do”.

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      • GivDBird says:
        June 24, 2015 at 8:36 am

        mining burst

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  3. Rolly says:
    June 24, 2015 at 8:07 am

    ALS ???

    Don’t our darker skinned cousins get the piss taken out of them enough as it is ?

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    June 24, 2015 at 8:16 am

    See – that is how it is done Subiaco.

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  5. Orbea says:
    June 24, 2015 at 6:24 pm

    Just around the corner from Police HQ

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  7. The Lazy Aussie says:
    June 26, 2015 at 3:52 pm

    Isn’t it racist not having Asian style? And do you pay more for the black? More manufacturing and materials? Is there a prosemite kit too?

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  8. BSWAM says:
    June 27, 2015 at 1:26 am

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wondered if it was possible to obtain fake pee for less than $200. In part because numbers don’t actually go that low.

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  9. Travis says:
    September 4, 2015 at 4:51 am

    You can buy them from freosfinest.com

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