More mid-year news from the paper of record – but I feel there was an error of judgement with today’s edition. When there’s $824.70 off a Chloe bag, shouldn’t it, at first blush, be page three? Or, at a pinch, page five? A Chloe bag! I am downing my sucked pen and heading into the city: I will be the man of the moment at this weekend’s CBBBC in my Ben Sherman puffer jacket! I was so excited the photo came out a bit blurry – sorry!
NOTE: I have added the real news, as seen in The Western Toerag today.TLA
The Worst of Perth 
At first blush one might mistake Teh Worst for a newspaper. The error is soon apparent.
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Be an early bird to make sure you get the discounted worm!
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Rachel obviously an Outrage fan. Will herring smoking be next?
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How can that be the real news if there’s nothing to buy? Good DAY, sir.
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Even the paper’s free. Loosers.
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Tight lips sink ships.
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More cunning linguists paying lip service here than you could poke a stick at!
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It’s the loose lips that end up with a dishonourable discharge though.
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Obviously, there are far too many people with an excess of disposable income.
I must have another Bex and a good lie down.
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