Have we reached the peak of terrible wine labels? Could anything be worse than this? Let me make it clear that the pixellation is on the label, not my photo. Can we not have nips on a $50 bottle of wine? And if we can’t, surely they could be tastefully framed or cropped out? Don’t even bother. You can’t see them even with severe squinting. This is really, really awful. First Drop Wines, your graphic design is shithouse and your use of Peter Sellers clip baffling. Wait, your design isn’t in house is it? All the signs of a nephew with photoshop. And access to boozies.
The Worst of Perth 
Whoreton Wineries new pre-mix range of sparkling Swan Valley Creme De Menthe and Passiona.
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West Coast Cooler for a new generation. Everyone has to make their own mistakes.
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Think pink.
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Does your dog bite?
I don’t know, does a couple of nips count?
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Does your dog bite?
I don’t know either, but it looks like her pussy snaps
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Ah, memories of the air-brush in Playboys of the 50’s and 60’s.
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Ooops, big mistake in showing your age there, Rong1. We all thought you were only 28.
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All the girls look like that, after you’ve downed a bottle of that poison.
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$50? Better not be poison!
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It’s a Syrah siren.
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May have to replace Howling Wolves as TWOP official drink.
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At $50 a pop? Only champagne socialists could afford it.
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Bluebeard would be able to afford a case or two surely?
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Cognac Communists
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Merlot Marxists?
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Bollinger Bolsheviks
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Malbec Mensheviks?
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Armagnac Anarchists?
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Pol Pot Roger
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All that money he is saving reading Pravda at the library.
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Doggers are an under-appreciated commercial demographic. This calls for a Today Tonight special investigation, naturally including Barry Urquhart.
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I don’t see the point(s) of it.
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Still, can’t beat Blackbui, the best WA booze that never was. Dads dug up their backyards.Thousands surged into pubs only to find out the maker had drunk it all himself. It would now have to be labelled Grasstreebui, Now that was journalism. Come back Duncan, socks in sandals forgiven.
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I wonder what demographic they’re going for?
FIFO?
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MOFO
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Not SoFro.
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NoCo.
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Hell no.
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People willing to spend $50 on a bottle of wine you wouldn’t show anyone?
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My wine broker said the firm was often “a bit daring” with its labels.
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By daring they mean shithouse?
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By “daring”, he means the company directors said to themselves, “Geez, this batch is nothing special – let’s put some sex on the label, so they won’t notice the shithouse taste”.
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My wine broker??? Get ya hand off it.
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He’s a decent chap. Good DAY, sir.
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Wine broker indeed. You’re obviously being paid too much by the gutter press. Or did you mean bottleshop attendant?
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Am I a news broker? I’m certainly not a gossip attendant. Good day, SIR.
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Braaaaaaaaap
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I’d be showing everyone. And going on the mailing list for the non-pixellated good gear for the next vintage. Phwoar.
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Me too.
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Such a rambunctious cleavage – perhaps a wine crafted suited to more towards the cleft palate
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Hare of the Dog?
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I can’t see the other Members of the (Weld) club being impressed, but I shall canvass opinions when next I drop in for a nipple, er, I mean tipple…
Got to admit, she’s a healthy young lass…champion set of bazookas eh?
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I can’t squint that tightly
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Carafe? Pfffftt……….I don’t fuckin’ think so buddy, everyone knows they’re for pussies. Jugs mate, jugs……..it’s the future. (Hansard: Buswell, Troy – WA Tourism Commission Ammendment Bill No.4; June 14, 2011)
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Where’s Perth?
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Don’t ask where. Ask why.
That is the path to true enlightenment.
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But…but…where does the path lead??
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Why does it?
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Gaaaaaahhh
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