Tonight Outrage taunted me by phone that he was out on a small bar Junket. I retorted that I was already in the middle of a freepiss frenzy on the other side of town. Does it really matter who was skulling the Amberley roast beef and horseradish and who was injecting the Jouert? Let’s us both separately assure youse cunts that we are both working for YOUR vibrancy ALL the time. WE TAKE NO PLEASURE FROM THE ENDLESS CHINESE SPOONS filled with prawn steaks or fennel ragu. We are working for YOUR future. In YOUR city. And…ok what’s that? An ice twin towers 9/11 Jenga? Well, I don’t mind if I do!
The Worst of Perth 
But was the Emperor and his Troy Boy there?
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That’s the worst selfie I’ve ever seen.
It looks like the Emperor condescendingly looking down on his lowly subjects, right before he pisses on their worthless heads – as Colin is wont to do.
What’s worse, is, I can see every hair up inside your nose.
And that style of glasses does nothing for you. Get rid of them.
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Your vibrancy has been secured for one more day. Youse pigs should be grateful.
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I locked in teh vibrancy for the rest of the year. Blerk.
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I hope you are keeping your vibrancy down.
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So far so good. I think the danger period has passed.
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You don’t want to see orange fish egg and seaweed sushi coming back up.
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Nor that Chinese spoon I may have inadvertently ingested.
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Free piss is a good servant but a bad master.
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Dude that’s him lying on the floor , before the glass of piss hit him in the face.
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free piss
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Old McDonald had a blog
To vibrancy it added
Week-nightly he cooked up his posts
However sore or ragged
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I only like vibrancy when it is well planned.
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Like sponteneity it has to have a 5 year plan.
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