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The Worst of Perth 
For $50 I can supply your animals drugs and they will give you a highly intellectualized interpretation in English of their opinion on Scott (Or go Baa Baa pass the dutchy on the left hand side) Your choice. Mine is cheaper and more accurate :O)
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Will your giraffe speak in quatrains?
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That masturbating monkey can predict a future or two, let me tell you.
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One time I went to Perth Zoo and the polar bear stood with his back to the pool and snapped a Darch into the pool and then he turned around and ate the same Darch.
I think there might be a few polar bears at this event
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We got polar bears?
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The only animal dreams I can recall is that I was being chased by lions or tigers or bears, and I’d wake up screaming in fright, just as they got hold of me. I think I was about 5 yrs old;
The only animal message I got from that, was “don’t fuck with lions tigers and bears”.
Walt Disney has a lot to answer for, for his scary cartoons.
I can’t walk into a forest any more without thinking the trees are out to get me, after watching Snow White when I was 5.
This Scott King bloke would come from Nimbin, then?
They smoke some good strong shit out there, and I’ll wager more than just the animals talk, after a toke or three.
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Wow! All that for only $660. What a bargain. I bet seats are selling fast.
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Isn’t this a little demeaning to our African Hunting dogs?
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You have to still your mind first in order to stomach forking over the $660.00.
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I can tell when my dog is writhing on his back while fast asleep he either rootin a bitch or chasing pussy.
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Do animals dream about going to work with clothes on, I wonder ?
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They dream of masturbating in front of visitors and throwing faeces. Like we all do. It’s not a mystery.
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Rampant.
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Open your portals or is it portholes, if not a cheque book will do, for the animal spirits.
If that fails, run around in circles yelling “Get me a Chinee”. That works for Clivo.
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Nuke the Chinese? I meant put the take-away in the microwave!
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Don’t know where to begin with the website. Take your pick,
http://www.animaldreaming.com/index.php/shop
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I think the Vibrational Essences are my favourite part so far.
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From the blog banner with owl wings projecting from his ears, it just gives and gives.
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well i know where i’ll be doing this year’s christmas shopping.
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Subiaco Target?
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as if approvals will even be under consideration by then.
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They might put up a Target popup, with complementary accountant offices in the meantime.
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Between the City of Subiaco (who can’t make a decision) and the MRA (who can’t return a phone call), the future cunts will be getting their Bob Marley tshirts there long after we’re gone.
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Subi’s played anyway man. Let’s concentrate on gettin Baysie up.
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A cheese-led envibraning.
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Or perhaps Baysie could become like a modern Pirates Cove, with a thriving trade in goods scavenged from trucks that get wedged under the bridge?
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Luring them in with bogus max height signs.
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Who do you think got rid of Seventh Ave bridge? Follow the money.
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Arrrrgh, me hearties! My factory unit is just up the road from the Baysie Subway.
It’s now well stocked.
Psst! Anyone want a cheap Philotheca or Anigozanthus Manglesii??
Meet me in the Baysie pub, don’t wear any patches or colours, and come armed with cash!
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^secret roo paw trading hotspot in Baysie
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^secret roo paw trading hotspot in Baysie
Oh I see another truck stuck
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I thought we’d do little with this one – how wrong I was!
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I might book in to do the Conscious Horse Riding retreat. Although riding the unconscious ones would no doubt be safer.
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Not with that attitude.
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Riding a horse when you’re Unconscious isn’t for me.
I’m surprised these people even allow horses to be ridden?
Don’t they always depict horses as long-maned, wild, free, untamed spirits, and try to emulate them?
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Another classic:
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/benara-nurseries-truck-gets-stuck-under-bayswater-bridge-20140820-106akw.html
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DFOC narrowly avoided injury by being in a toilet in Cottesloe at the time.
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classic? it’s a fucking tragedy: someone in Baysie is waiting for cocos that will never arrive. Plant Dreaming…
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Benara nurseries DO have an extensive range of palms, including “middle of roundabout palm” and the majestic, which is a bigger and more annoying Cocos.
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A Baysie hotel in the shape of a giant roundabout palm with a J. G. Ballard Crash-style rooftop bar.
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Back to animal dreaming click on animals and feral australians and you will find a descriptive link to Jacqui Lambie and her Clive Palmer party-Herroooo Preeezzzz we rill be no ronger buying your rion rore fat cunt
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The only reason we can’t hear Clive shrieking as the Chinese squeeze his balls, is that they can’t find them under all that lard.
Maybe they’ll just shoot him instead, and do us all a favour?
The Parliament of Australia:
Providing you with more entertainment every day, than a three-ringed circus, and with no entry charge.
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Young PUPs demonstrating Clivo style, but I don’t think they bagged any Chinee .
May the flag of freedom fry.
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