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The Worst of Perth 
It’s a fake. Breast implant gone wrong.
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I’m totally inking it in.
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Maybe it’s Rolly’s thigh?
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Not hairy enough.
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Scrotal saline infusion kit. Turn to page 57 for your free “Build-your-own-Paul-Nurrie” replica
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Before scrolling down and seeing the whole picture, I thought it was tattooed on the cheek of someone’s butt, which would have been extremely apt.
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I’ve got “I heart jobs @ Fairfax” on one cheek, and “Honk if you like ethics” on the other.
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W()W
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No “O”s in The West unforts.
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“Pam Casellas: Always in our hearts” across my back. Or maybe DANN and KATZ on my knuckles.
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“Hello Dearies!”
and
At first Blush
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CATS and DOGS
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I was born a Zoltan man …
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Pity they cropped out his other arm.
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Below the (skin)fold?
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Coz only a complete tit would do that. Or Kerry Stokes’s love child.
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It matches “The Daily News” I’ve had tatted on my schlong for years.
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It’s not very long is it?………… The Daily News, that is.
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I’ve got the “Seattle Post-Intelligencer” on mine, nyuk nyuk.
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Congrats, I suspect you made the 90,000th comment on this weblog.
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Wouldn’t surprise me, as it folded a few years ago.
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You mean the paper right?
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You could have just stuffed it into the letterbox.
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Or rolled it up with a rain wrapper.
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I W The West Australian. With such well developed arm musculature, one could guess what the ‘W’ stands for.
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I don’t know what that means, but thanks.
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I see The West has run a full-page expose on the state of school toilets.
where was Our Man in the Dunny? How did he get scooped by The West and Alannah MacTiernan?
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Allegedly. I’d say more likely is that Sir Davo has pushed the back channels, plumbing the sewers of his contacts, to draw this tragedy to the attention of the authoritites.
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I don’t believe people in – was it Morley? – take my organ.
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Backgrounder :https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/wa/a/23868021/mp-blasts-schools-third-world-facilities/
Lannie McT is doing the runs on this one. Are state schools toilets ? Well go to a private one then, all the best people do(s).
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poor petals, now the mining boom is over, folks are having to send their children to state schools. enrolments are booming.
unlike their parents’ careers.
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Bussie for Minister for School Toilets, assisting the Minister for Educatiom . Peter Collier Rd. Surely he couldn’t make a mess of that. Barney.
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A piss head make a mess of toilets? Hmmmmmm.
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And with his seat fetish?
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When is a bribe not a bribe?
By P Nurry
I hate the fucking ABC-watching, Gillard-loving left so much that sometimes I let it cloud my judgement when it comes to semantics.
Admittedly this is kind of strange given I make my living by pulling wordy semantic drivel out of my arse.
Nevertheless I don’t care given I write under the assumption that most of my readership – those Labor voting lefties who don’t live anywhere near Allen Park – is made up of weak willed, numb skulled dills who simply can’t “get over” any issue that resembles a humanitarian crisis or alleged corruption.
Today, for example, I successfully argued the case that the Abbott Government is not bribing people smugglers when Australian customs officials hand out wads of cash to the Indonesian boat owners who ferry illegal immigrants across the Indian Ocean to our shores. Why? Because they are not the “real” people smugglers.
That’s right – the people smugglers are not the Indonesians, but those filthy Arab crooks from the Middle East who bribe officials and prey on the impoverished circumstances of the fishermen, who often end up as collateral victims of the dirty business when they are caught.
And when I say filthy Arabs, on the whole I mean dirty Iranian spivs.
The left has become so woolly-headed on this issue that they fail to see that by further paying these fishermen – who are already being paid to smuggle people, but don’t technically count as real people smugglers – the Abbott Government is clearly undermining the real smugglers’ business model by introducing a new level of uncertainty in the minds of the prospective customers.
It’s a stroke of genius really – it’s so bold that it simply goes over the head of any idiot who can’t comprehend that someone who accepts money to smuggle people isn’t necessarily a people smuggler. There is a significant difference between the government paying criminal people smugglers and payments to hapless Indonesian crew members, usually fishermen, to abort a voyage.
If anything, it’s sort of the same as shooting the messenger, and anyone who can’t make this distinction is, in my mind, a complete fucking clown.
Some might say that I’m an Abbott apologist when I repeatedly say that this government’s boat turn back policy has been a success, despite the fact I’m only making assumptions thanks to the shroud of secrecy that surrounds Tony’s most popular (not to mention racist) election promise.
And while the journalist in me wants more details, let me tell you dear reader that Nurry the pragmatist can understand that there are some activities in this area where both diplomacy and operational effectiveness require a level of secrecy – at least in the short term.
Once again consistency eludes me, given I used to yell and spit at the meataxe hacks when I was editor of Tey Worst that it was their solemn duty to expose the truth by hook or by crook.
Hopefully, no one thought I was being self deprecating when I said the debate around this incident has been “characterised by misinformation and misrepresentation”. Certainly any irony was unintended.
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