“Am I the only one that thinks these sound like an amusing nickname for testicles?” our vanilla-plating comrade Bento asks. “As in, ‘Johnson banged one in short, but it kept low and hit Cook right in the jazz apples‘.” Teh Facetube says: “It is juicy and exceptionally crisp. Jazz, Australia’s effervescent sweet n’ tart apple variety with the catchy name that is set to bring new attitude to lunch boxes, fruit bowls, salads and desserts across Australia.” Good thing TLA is down south: he would be outraged at Australian apples being jizzed on his blog. 
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To be fair, it’s impressive that NZ apples grow in the Gibson Desert.
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How do you like them apples, Snuff?
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I was born a Fuji man …
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Notice they are sitting with the plums. Some young wag in the fruit and veg section is takin’ the piss for sure.
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“blue” plums, even.
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Not a fig in sight however.
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Frankly, I don’t want any apple bringing ‘tude to my lunch box. Bro.
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Still reckon I’m the only one who sniggers when the voice in the lift says ‘going down’.
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I fail to see any link, historical or otherwise, that would suggest “jazz” as indicative of Australian apple production, in WA or elsewhere.
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We are in the Jazz Age of apple production Down Under: good DAY, sir.
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I look forward to a NYS producer calling their crop “dreamtime apples”.
Except they won’t. Because that would be insulting and stupid.
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Fartarsing Chiaking Apples: you’ll sell a BILLION.
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Possibly I’m a bit over-sensitive about this issue.
Ownership of African-American culture is a hot-button issue in the US.
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??????????? Please don’t tell me you’re sensitive to the term “Jazz Age” because African-American culture has “ownship” of it? May I have your opinion on a black man playing a round of golf wearing plus-fours?
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Well, as I said right above your comment, I over-reacted.
But “Jazz Age” usually means, y’know, “actually something to do with the culture that produced Jazz.”
Anyway big hugs all round.
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I see there are banned words here so I’ll just have to call you a xxxx instead.
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xxxx.
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No surprises Snuff.
Why don’t people stay fucked off when they fuck off?
Hugs from here BSWAM.
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Big! He’s neither of those. Let’s have a hug!
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I’m bringing out a range of caravans (mobile homes?) I’m calling “slave Quarters”. The top of the line will be The Dreamtimer.
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Oh, I should have added “true story”.
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why not the nungah?
the oz version of the winnebago.
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Nullabago?
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Go away.
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Here’s your PR man.
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Tremendous!
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Oops. WARNING : Link above NSFW language.
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You know I wouldn’t put it past someone to call their range of products dreamtime. You’d hope not but… As you have seen from previous posts, it is still possible to have a concrete aboriginal in loin cloth in your garden.
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Yeah, I have no doubt there’s a “dreamtime” something or other US-side (although in that case they are probably completely unaware of the Australian history and are thinking more along the lines of Alice in Wonderland minus the fucked-up satire.
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Gaint dreamtimed.
http://www.aussiebum.com/t_shirts/154/pant%20ice#.U1hrd3Dkzzx
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Actually, if they had called THIS “jazz apples” I would have seen it.
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Because an American being insulting and stupid about Australian Aboriginal culture would never happen…
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Ew. Yes, I readily concur.
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Perhaps it’s a typo and they are Baz Apples?
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I am as we speak in Washington state, USA – the other WA – and for all their much vaunted apple growing I’m kinda disappointed that all I’ve seen to buy is granny smiths and all the fuji/delicious/sweet and squishy varieties. Bring back the Jonathan I say.
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You better be worsting.
Sorry! That’s what TLA says to me when I’m o/s.
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Agreed.
I bought some the other day.
Sweet, crisp and crunchy.
They have a very short season, though, and don’t seem to store too well.
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Kenzi. Ftw
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I was in apple central, Donnybrook, earlier today. The toilets outside the fruit barn had ‘Pink Ladies’ for the female toilet sign. I can’t recall the male toilets, it wasn’t Gala or Fuji.
Safe travels JaneZ.
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Pomaceous!
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The male toilets would have been Cox’s Pippin.
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No, not that. Not Granny’s either.
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