It’s a fucking outrage. I just needed to use the gents. My prostate problems mean that it can take me more than 24 hours to empty my bladder. Hands off my sweet ride council cunts. I’m still shaking off! By James n.
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The Worst of Perth 
The Inspector
“A loafer on a gopher is a loafer all the same:
“Deny my quota? Not one iota, nor play his senile game!
“Nedlands is mere bedlam if we let his kind triumph,
“So here’s a sticker for his ticker; that’ll teach the daft old cunt!”
Thus our inspector claims his Hector
Or Hector’s chariot no less,
And proves at last the law’s an ass
Though not for reasons that you’d guess:
For he naught suspects that chariot
Now forever gathers dust,
As yesterday its Hector fell
Beneath a Transperth bus.
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Righteous.
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Epic.
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As my own humble piece of the Australian dream evidences, Perth is home to some of the worst designed and installed roof guttering. Surely it is taking the piss to have a downpipe feed straight into a registered window box?
Could it be one of those Whitfords Poms longing for some rising damp to remind them of home?
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An empty window box. Is there such a beast as a mini or ornamental Cocos?
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No Cocos is ever ornamental.
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bonsai cocos? fuck me. There’s something for the Max Planck geneticists to work on next. Sir, you know not what ye unleash.
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Bonsai cocos is a magnificent idea.
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All Cocos are ornamental, if you define that as serving no useful purpose – they’re just not very good at it.
Bonsai Cocos anyone?
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I thought “ornament” had some redeeming aesthetic implications. But, by that definition, you’re right.
Maybe just skip the bonsai Cocos and skip straight to a garden gnome collection?
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All normal here. An architect and a roofing company are based here. The downpipe into the window box could be a cunning ploy to use runoff for irrigation. Planting something would support this idea.
Another downpipe is fouling the entrance.
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Off topic – but let’s hope The Buzz rolled in some liquidambar seed pods before collapsing into bed after his Subiaco demolition derby to help his legal defence.
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Off my lawn you young whipper snappers
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In important follow-ups – does anyone know whether I can expect sausage sizzles and cake stalls at the voting booths on Saturday?
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They’ve cancelled the election and will use a “more representative” chocolate wheel instead.
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you got my vote
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… how much advertising revenue can you squeeze out of Clive Palmer for that idea?
Also, did Des Headland have any credibility to lose, in the first place?
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there is actually a website that will tell you this…
i can’t remember the name, but google for election sausage sizzle, or similar.
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I googled, but only found the site for last year’s national election cake stalls and sausage sizzles. What’s the point of compulsory democracy if not tasty things to raise money for community groups?
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RubyRuby
http://democracysausage.org/
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THANK YOU, ORBEA!
Oooh – options…
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Worst. Dating site. Ever.
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Not just a sausage fest… a DEMOCRACY sausage fest.
What’s not to like?
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no results for my booth.
will have to taste test for them.
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