The Bayswater Horror

Jane Z left her emo, lesbian, wheelie bin witch murder enclave to visit Bayswater. Never again.



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19 Responses to The Bayswater Horror

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Black cat is kinda ominous. Generic white truck less so.


  2. Charrette says:

    That second pic? Brilliant.


  3. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    What happens to BVM when the column finally collapses?

    Nice hint of Registered Lawn on property next door as well.


  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Life in a northern town ….

    I wonder if Patti will run the Buswell Defence?


    • Snuff says:

      Genevieve was “furious”, apparently. Whatever “furious” in inverted commas means. Perhaps it means that she understood that the driver left because they hadn’t just left the room.


      • One day someone is going to make a stand and leave the room weeks before.


        • Perineum says:

          To lessen the impact of the intimidating legal process on victims, witnesses and accused, there was a perfect opportunity to design one of the new court buildings on Hay Street with a smashed-in brick wall and the front half of a Commodore poking through – the company responsible for teh Beaufort Stre sign has already mastered the technique and could have accomplished it, albeit with slight timeline and budget hiccups.

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    • Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

      That’s life in Perth, if the sharks don’t get ya a Commodore will. I know where Genevieve is coming from.


  5. billoslatter says:

    Bayswaterians and others don’t forget the plonk (vibrancy) and plonk your vote down for Rusty (Column C)


    • He had only just then not left the room?


    • RubyRuby says:

      I like the detail about palm trees as “soldiers”.

      In other news, I missed a photo of the “Barnett Out Buswell In” sticker on a sign in Subi this morning. Is this a relic from an old campaign or is this a statement that running WA needs even less insight and foresight than that required to arrange a taxi to get to and from a boozy do?


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