Snave reports that Fringe Festival light globes within reach from the ground or ledges have been stolen. Well they could pay the local performers a bit more. I guess this is the volunteers.
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Next year make it a BYOGlobes festival.
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Could you spell minge with careful globe theft?
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Meantime in Fridge World
Hames v Bussie faceoff.
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/kim-hames-defends-cabinet-handling-of-fiona-stanley-hospital-contract/story-fnhocxo3-1226827467117
and I think you will find Kim , that $330 million is 16.5% of 2 billion.
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Expect Perth’s poor man’s Federation Square aka Perth Arena to have a regular role as an excuse for government waste and inefficiency for the next decade or so. Until a bigger fuck-up comes along, probably the footy stadium.
I had never noticed but Kim Hames does a very good Rob Johnson impression.
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What is interesting here is that it is a threesome (Bussy, Barney and Hames ), with each one of the triangle unwilling to name the other.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/wa/a/21518618/buswell-slams-health-dept/
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Triumvarite, please.
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Exactly. Save the threesomes for when seafood is served.
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What’s $330 mill amongst friends, Serco and sharks says Barney.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/21549078/no-blame-game-for-barnett/
It is the Keating vs Hawke, Howard vs Costello, Rudd vs Swan scenario with the added piquancy of allegations of corruption and leaks to the Labor party.
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Bussie now sent off to the naughty corner for his shenanigans.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-03/treasurer-troy-buswell-on-personal-leave/5295790
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“Pissed Off”? Well that’s not very Parliamentary. I mean “Fucking Outraged” I could understand…
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Are they incandescent? If so I’m there.
There is not a day goes by I do not curse Malcolm Turnbull and his Gaia saving poxy light-bulbs.
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They turn them on at 3:30 so they are just about warmed up by 8 o’clock.
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Oh fuck yeah, I like the environment as much as the next person but why does shopping for lightglobes have to be such a baffling ordeal?
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Mini bayonets are the devil’s work. My phone is full of photos of blown light globes, so I’d know which one to choose when I get to the ridiculously excessive display at Coles.
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I was sure they were screw ins.
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in the northern hemisphere the thread runs the other way
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There is nothing more horrifying than the Great Snatch Fringe. Fortunately I have the cure, it starts with a bottle of wine, some cool tunes, a towel and a sharp razor. And a steady hand.
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http://www.mensline.org.au/Home.html
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I occasionally wonder why some women are haters for no apparent reason.
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Men’s shed. Stat.
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I think it’s mostly because you come off as a bit of a cunt.
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Harsh but fair.
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Fair but harsh
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I think the reason is quite apparent.
I’d start with ‘cool tunes’
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Dude you have set your Spotify to shuffle on Cool Tunes.
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I see you used ‘spotify’ and ‘cool’ in the same sentence.
That’s your first mistake right there.
when he says ‘some women’ I think he means ‘all women’
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Well you can hardly get a women to relax if you play Mastodon or Napalm Death, at least not the ones I go out with.
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i’d stop before the hole gets any deeper.
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You “go out” with actual women?
Like, alive ones?
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As I suspected. Huge Judy Garland fan.
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I’d rather shop for lightglobes than… oh never mind
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hey, I’m eating my lunch here.
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I don’t know why you see hate sweetheart? I was just trying to be helpful.
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heh.
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ice ice baby
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