Forget TLA’s earlier witterings: the mainstream media has investigated the haiku competition. David ‘Swear Bear’ Bell had the scoop. TLA may have been commended – but I am the poet who has been published. The Voice also has a report on Matt Buckels, with a photo of him shamelessly kissing babies.
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Fucking outrage. No mention of the fine commended WA work? Although the basic story that Deefock was a loser was good journalism I guess. “Follow the lack of commends”.
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Why didn’t our people in Voice-land see the poetry expose and the Buckels scoop? Too busy hand-washing their berets.
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Wearing their berets on their willies.
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Where’s Buckels’ social media campaign. I haven’t seen medieval haircut one.
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He’s got the banjo vote locked in:
https://www.facebook.com/MattyBuckels?fref=ts
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that’s some vintage air guitar I’ll have you know. THe social media is going full bore with my lesser known facebook page https://www.facebook.com/mattbuckels4vincent and stunning website: http://www.mattbuckels4vincent.net
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Looking more Freo than ever on the website Mattb.
Cute kids BTW.
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and at least they are my own actual babies.
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self indulgent much?
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So the “commendation” is below the “special mentions”! It’s become clear the commendation is worth about 1/1000th of a Purple Heart.
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Which brings more into focus on the poeting status of someone who didn’t even get that.
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SCAFIDDI WOULDN’T KNOW POETRY IF IT DENIED HER A BREAD ROLL
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we deserve better
than for Easto cunts to win
a fucking outrage
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They come over here
and take all our poetry
Nasturtiums shit me
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He’s Tasmanian! You couldn’t work incest in there?
sister marrying
the Tasmanian disease
drives winning haiku
That is what marks a commended haiku writer from the rest of you pigs.
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I just really hate nasturtiums, is all.
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So that’s why you’re always casting them.
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When you’ve been published come and see me.
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Published? That was vanity publishing. Not the same thing.
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Clive Palmer is in
Massive electoral fraud
Fat rich lunatic
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The winner !
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Let someone commended or higher be the judge.
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elitist scum
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Poets masturbate
Jizzing sticky haiku prose
But nobody cares
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two journos bignote
each other in a pissant
haiku reacharound
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That about sums it up. Attempting to commend each other. Can’t be done.
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Runner up , failed fact check. One of them is not a known gerbalist.
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Outrage and Jezza Bell? Both card carrying.
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Getting published much?
Not a problem for Ding Dong,
Outrage: hold the front.
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I believe I have had my material published in the Post. Not very forthcoming with attribution, I find.
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Where’s Bluebeard on all this?
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Agin it.
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So I guess I don’t have to ask about Greg?
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‘newspapers are like horses,’ says Bezos.
I would have thought donkeys were a more appropriate simile.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/business/a/-/business/19112341/newspapers-could-become-luxury-bezos/
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Dodos.
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Fortunately, Anon, society doesn’t need newspapers. What we need is journalism.
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Fucking lazy bogues
Stealing cars in Rocko
Mullet pleasing wanks
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One Direction stalker
Can’t leave the baby at home
Hubby works in the moines
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Sorry – miscounted syllables in that one
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It’s still rolled GOLD, My.
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Fat rich Clive cunter
Fucking insane politician
Mongrel roo poo rulz
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Isn’t Ronn Moss the
guy who plays Ridge on The Bold
& the Beautiful?
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