So. Farewell then
Kevin 07 Rudd
You are feeling blue
After covering your hands
In red.
“Programmatic Specificity”
Was your catchphrase:
“Get out”
Is everyone else’s.
Keith’s mum liked you
Until you had
A big tanty
At her school canteen.
Now you can
Spend more time
With your sauce bottle.
Prunus horribilus.
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The Worst of Perth 
…….and, after all that painful process and immoral expenditure, the country still ends up electing a bunch of politicians.
“Abandon hope all ye who enter here” might have been a pertinent slogan to have posted at every polling booth.
But, sheeple will be sheeple.
Excepting the few who, to the frustration of the booth managers – and no doubt those doing the counting, – carefully filled in every space ‘below the line’.
A NSWalian put it: ” I think they got everyone on there, but they forgot to put in the perforations.”
A good use for the spoiled votes, I suppose.
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Ode To PUP
Palmer the charmer,
the unsinkable chap.
Mining the disenchanted
pissing off farmer and hack.
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That’s GOLD Shazza!
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I voted for the trolleys.
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I voted for Escher below.
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A pome “Gonskis with the wind” in one movement
The world is marveling at Austraya
and its colostal failure.
As the Jumbuck flies,
As The Rudd slides
the latte sipping can run but it can’t hide
Its 1933 all over again, the Reichstag is on fire,
best to avoid its ire,
and join the Party
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That’s GOLD Prof. O’Slatteries!
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We’re all singing “Onward Christian soldiers” here.
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Are all those photos from this morning DFOC? I need to get stealing
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Yesterday JJ. Do you want me to keep the Adrian corflute for you?
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‘REMEMBER’ melts my heart
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Axeworthy.
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Oh well scored myself a Wirripanda so there’s that
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The major winners last night were Canberra bottleshops once Parliament starts sitting.
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A winton play on.
Abott winning.
Fremantle winning.
Yes I guess you could describe it as a cunt of a Saturday.
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….”cunt of a Saturday” = a hole lot of fucked aspirations?
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Who needs policies when you have a footy?
http://www.australiansportsparty.com/
Good to know that a career in gridiron can (possibly) land you in the Senate?
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Jeezus I should have run. He only had 1200 votes.
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And I have a fucking supporter base. All pigs natch, but supporters nonetheless.
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You’re not wrong. A bigger joke than American football.
Welcome to Senate Lotto. At least Zimbabwe gets the result they set out to achieve.
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I would love to have a snout in the trough!
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You could’ve been Teh Vibrancy Party.
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The subsidised piss! The travel! The office just off The Arrondissement!
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The fact finding! The suit allowance!
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‘Newsletters’ with 3 photos of you on every page!
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Not enough me photos. And unlike Dazza when they trawled his online areseprint, my embarrassing quotes would all just enhance my reputation. I hear what he’s saying re ivory dildos…
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Surely it would be in a small bar ON Teh ‘Diss.
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Above Enders.
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dazza’s campaign office is for lease.
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Hope he gets his bond back.
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Even The West Australian newspaper referred to Darryl as a “dud” yesterday; that’s gotta hurt.
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it would have been a nice irony had Dazza been evicted from his campaign office:
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/election-2013/candidate-haunted-by-crudity/story-fn9qr68y-1226709344215
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I don’t think ‘misinterpreted’ means what Dags wants it to mean.
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Is there a for lease sign? I meant to look today.
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it was up on monday, possibly earlier.
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There’s a standard “forklift and truck” method of eviction?
I’ve often wondered how people get the money to live in Dalkeith… I was presupposing honest means.
Now I feel naive and foolish.
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If you’re in the vicinity of Guildford Road and Third Avene in Maylands, check out the artfully altered Darryl Moore billboard.
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Why aren’t you sending a photo rather than this comment? 3rd ave might as well be on the moon.
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the fucken moon.
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Bit difficult from West Perth TLA.
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Well how did you know about it?
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apparently she/he lives across the road.
don’t you read this blog?
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Read it? Nooooooo.
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Correct Vegan. I was at the Flying Scotsman last night, which is my puny excuse for not having the time or inclination to take a photograph this morning.
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Saw it yesterday, but no chance to stop. Might be able to get a pic today. Poor old Dags.
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Avenue!
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