Can we expect legal action over Alannah Mactiernan’s blatant breach of the Trade Practices Act with her campaign posters? This Alannah as a 15 year old Heather Locklear is not the Alannah people are getting behind. We want the bad hair, the snarling mouth and the spilling glass of Merlot as she takes Darryl “The Dunce from Dalkeith” apart. Who approved this photoshopped farce? It’s like a photo you see of a dead child on a headstone. If I could be bothered I’d start a “Bring back the real Alannah” Facebook campaign.
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This Benjamin Button pic was probably taken just before Barnett announced he was going to take the Leederville coffee strip off Vincent and give it to Lisa’s mob … certainly she looked as if she didn’t have much to smile about when the TV showed her shlepping up to the meeting with all those other mayors to hear the bad news. Anyway, I’m glad Dazza didn’t try the same trick with his poster image – while Alannah might look a bit like Heather, an airbrushed pic of the boy from Dalkeith wouldn’t have looked out of place in the Hitler Youth archives.
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I’ll spare the ‘we can’t have women looking their age’ hegemony stick bashing. I’m sure Lannie has a good laugh every time she sees them.
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Dear Gud! Either a fantastic airbrush fail or a wonderful anti wrinkle advertisement. Walaba ya face smoov. She should also have the southern cross tattooed somewhere….neck? Behind ear?
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I’d say this happy snap of Lannie was taken in 1974 . Gough’s in charge.Lannie has been saved the fate of becoming a moll to the Hell’s Balls bikie gang by being sent to the outpost that is Perth by her family. She’s studying Arts/Law at U.W.A. Her favourite song is Hocus Pocus by Focus.Her right hand man is Steve Keogh , who does an excellent job of tickling academics.Derek Schapper, long time resident of U.W.A ,is in charge of its Labor Party.David Parker is leading the charge against a swimming pool at U.W.A. , and to this day it still doesn’t have one.Ginny Rhindheart is at Sydney U, attempting economics. Ginny will claim to be hounded out of this by “leftists”. Ginny’s Daddy invites Gough to her 21st the next year, but Gough claims he is too busy to attend.Ginny’s dad, Long Handcock will start the Worker’s party ( Die Arbeiterpartei)
Everybody , at this stage, was safely out of harms way.
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How do you KNOW all this stuff? Pics on Lost Perth?
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This poster was on the pensioner barracks pre demolition.
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Iron Maiden do the best cover of Hocus Pocus, because they cut out the yodeling. There is a limited market for that, even in Armadale, which Lannie use to represent. Now how will it all end is the question. Lannie will be in the defense portfolio,playing a General Von Schleicher role, to an increasingly erratic Rudd. She will be eliminated in a Night of the Long Knives after Rudd decides to invade Indonesia , to “save us from the boats”.
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I might add ,Davo, that it is all in Ginny Rhindheart’s first volume of memoirs,”The Early Years : My Struggle”. Information supplied by the Special Branch of the Worker’s Party. ( Die Arbeiterpartei)
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David Parker – the man who put the satchel into being a bag-man.
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Another case of the ALP machine being unaware of what it’s supporters* are all about?
*Includes people who just vote Labor to keep the Liberals out.
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This photo is the only impediment to Alannah winning.
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Yes, the sooner those numbskulls at ALP HQ distribute an image of the Alannah we love, the better.
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I thinki it somewhat odd that their web address lists Alannah before Labor.
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Not odd at all. Riding on the Alannah train.
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The Alannah Party sounds better than The Clive Palmer Party.
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Alannah party n get pished
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Same platform as the Palmer Party then?
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face… palm….errr
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I’m pretty sure Lannie wasn’t in Melrose Place. But I may be wrong.
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Peyton Place would put her age about right.
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Looks like she is gunning for the ‘Sarah Palin’ approach. First you get their stiffys… then you get their votes. We endorse this.
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I thought you grabbed them by the Kahunas first?
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An important first step indeed. We can only assume Troy Buswell had full artistic control over her campaign.
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Yep, signs are scratch n sniff
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I don’t think Troy Buswell has the required smarts to design something that could have such a detrimental effect on Alannah’s chances of success.
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I wouldn’t underestimate ol Troy. He could sniff out a good campaign idea in a room full of swivel chairs.
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Everyone keeps saying how smart he is despite appearances. Dux of school etc. However, now that dry chair July is over…
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Yes, for someone so allegedly smart he’s done some really dumb things.
And he’s most likely going to be Colin Barnett’s successor!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dux of Busselton High School. Apparently he got a 90% on his final exam in Cuts of Meat.
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Mixology.
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In the telegraph.
http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/ageless_alannah/
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Big stats coming through!
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nice to see that Lannie is rehabilitating the phrase True Believers.
I haven’t heard it used since Keating
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Oh, I read it as “Suspend Disbelief”.
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I’m waiting for her to tell Darryl the Dunce that she’s going to ‘do him slowly’.
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Do you think Darryle would be “flat out counting past ten” ?
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I would of course be flat our spelling his name correctly….
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*out
You haven’t been at Alannah’s merlot, have you?
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Are you going to the Suspend Disbelief brunch at Coventrys Sunday? What about you Outrage?
https://www.facebook.com/events/454989531274656/?ref=22
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$65 for a seafood brunch in Morley with AT? How could one not?
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You can’t suspend disbelief for a future you can believe in?
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I’m so confused.
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It’s a lovely drop Bento.
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Ringburner Estate. near Mt Barker. It’s actually more of a Herlot than a Merlot.
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Ringburner? A side effect of the great suppository of knowledge?
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We have a TV on the wall in the reception area, usually playing morning TV to show how moronic a workplace this is. Lannie made the pre and post 9am versions of this dross.
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What? About the photo?
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And was on The Project tonight.
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All of them well behind this blog of record.
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Lurched into Inside Cover today.
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jeez, it’s bad enough that TWOP was giving content to Tim Blair, but Inside Cover now?
still, Dalkeith Darryl would kill for any publicity now, even bad publicity.
the guy couldn’t get himself arrested in Beaufort Street these days,
although that would require him to actually visit the electorate.
if only he had sex appeal…
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Just nine days after the original post here from TLA.
The West Australian newspaper, get the News where it happens, as it happens.
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According to 720, the Dunce from Dalkeith stood on East Parade waving to the traffic yesterday afternoon. Even his non-verbal communications are idiotic.
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Vogueing?
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He is Tony Abbott’s long searched for “suppository of wisdom”. No sex appeal however.
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i have seen him door knocking, thankfully not at mine.
and there were a few mornings where he had idiots in blue t-shirts with posters jumping up and down at the beaufort-walcott intersection. did they pay somebody to advise them to do that?
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He parked his poster on a trailer in front of Heather Locklear on Beaufort.
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have a very bad pic of the poster on trailer.
you want?
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In start contrast, I saw Alannah’s campaign UTE (appeared to be VS Commodore, hell yeah) with fuck off huge WA flag on Bulwer Street. Props.
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probably recycling bob kucera’s. apparently some supporter loans them.
hate, hate, hate the flags.
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young miss vegan and i were treated to the entire circus this week: darryl, two campaign cars, the campaign van, the campaign trailer + billboard, placards, and several liberal t-shit clad jesters scampering around with large posters.
dazz stood there in a suit feebly waving.
even i was embarassed.
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Alannah has had her sign taken down from teh Dunces office. She’s referring to him as Dazza from Dalkeith. Isn’t that TM?
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Should try sticking his dick in a glass of merlot and posting to twitter. That seems to work wonders for publicity.
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Alannah would never waste merlot.
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Not even for cleaning coins?
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On the corner of Guildord Road and Third Avenue, opposite the now defunct (sigh) Williamson’s Motor House, there’s a commercial lot, which over the years has been, amongst other things, a used car sales yard, and a supplier of garden statues and terracotta pots. Nothing there has ever really flown. For the State Election it was festooned with a billboard of Liberal aspirant Sylvan Albert, who, despite an impressive effeort, failed to oust the ALP’s Lisa Baker. It’s now plastered with posters and a billboard of Darryl Moore. This morning I noticed that the lot itself is up for sale, so even the owner has given up hope. Good luck with the campaign Dazza.
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Sylvan Albert’s face is still on a bench at the corner of Guildford and Garrett. Albert must have had the highest rate of campaign spend to electoral failure, until Darryl Moore came along.
for months I’ve been wanting to deface the massive poster of Darryl opposite the Beaufort clock tower, but now it hardly seems worth the effort. I think Daz should throw in the towel.
no..wait.. he should drain the Liberal Party coffers of every last cent. more posters! more boat people flyers! more expensive vehicles with his face on them!
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Is nobody going to write “The cunt lives in Dalkeith!!!!!!” on a poster?
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Whereas Alannah resides and imbibes in Mount Lawley.
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totally.
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usually leave that stuff up to the lnp.
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Alston is undoubtedly overjoyed with Alannah’s return, although lately he seems to be having too much fun with Col’n’Troy. I must admit his Troy Buswell party animal, complete with Viking helmet and beer can always makes me smile. I know it’s a bit one trick, but I like it.
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I was thinking: ‘Darryl has MOORE houses than you.’
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He’s no Reece Whitby, but…
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Alannah has put a campaign poster on the billboard that sits on top of Darryl’s campaign office in Beaufort Street.
That’s just rubbing salt in
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Oh, that’s fantastic. Although does that mean she’s now bunking with DM?
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link fail. bunking
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Inside Cover should be onto it in about a fortnight.
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Never mind, this morning Darryl has a van with a portable billboard on Guildford Road. It sits on the piece of land just before the East Parade intersection, that quite some time ago Michael Sutherland announced, with great fanfare, was going to become an extra slip lane into East Parade, thereby taking pressure off traffic build up on Guildford Road. Since then exactly nothing has happened, so it’s nice that Darryl has been able to utilise this wasteland, and after the election I believe he will become very familiar with the term wasteland.
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Many years ago there were some tattoo parlours on that spot. Bring them back Dalkeith Dunce.
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Where there used to be a tattoo parlour on Whatley Crescent in Maylands, there’s now a therapeutic massage/day spa/skin rejuvenation centre; Maylands is going to the dogs!
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The man himself was with placard-waving volunteers just east of Old Perth Road, Bassendean, at 0715 today.
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Flagging people down for directions to Jutland Pde?
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“Why are all their cars so old, James?”
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What’s to stop them coming down the river to Dalkeith uncle Darryl? How can we stop the kayaks?
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I like how ALP campaign staff always have cheaply-printed ill-fitting T-shirts,
and Liberal staffers have polo shirts with embroidered logos.
I once asked a Lib spruiker if he was giving away baseball caps like the one he was wearing and he looked down his nose and said: ‘It’s a golf cap.’
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It’s not a fedora though.
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caps cost $4 each – 3 for the price of a decent glass of wine in this town lannie.
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I asked for a one in all in tshirt from the anti merger tightarses. Stony silence. They’ll give me some shitty corflute for the front garden though.
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In the olden days YOU used to make the T-shirts.
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So I should do one inviting Stirling in, as the Austrians did with Hitler? Vincent Anscluss?
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You need me to tell you want to do? Sheesh. Yes yes yes! There should be a series of merger shirts.
And I miss the TWOP competitions. Let’s have another one to annoy skink.
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Forget Stirling: Cockburn is a world class Woogling kind of town.
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They are woogling dogging sites. Sooooooo many boat ramps to choose from.
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That’s the olden days for you DFoC. Now its all ‘the merger revolution will be sponsored by Bonds’ or something.
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For shame. Dany le Rouge is wringing his hands in despair.
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Those Woogle awards have a ring of the ‘Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence’ about them.
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How depressing.
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Could be first 100 plus comment post for quite a while.
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Tim Winton is on Russell Woolf at 5:00 this evening spruiking his new play
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I just looked at the link to Winton’s SHRINE. It says:
Some coarse language, smoking, male full frontal nudity and drug use.
I trust all those things will be in evidence during Wolfie’s interview
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Where there’s frontal, there’s inevitably backal as well. John Howard?
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Just another Saturday night at the Cohens’, by the sound of it.
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In the bathroom without the door: you know it.
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What say you?
” The City of Perth doesn’t really want the residential areas of Vincent, preferring to cherry-pick the valuable real estate of the southern part. The City of Perth knows that Vincent Council is desperate not to be split with the northern part going to the City of Stirling.”
http://ianrker-vincent.blogspot.com.au/2013/08/pyrrhic-victory.html
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Ian Ker
I bet the big boys used to deface the name on his books when he was at school
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Ian Kerning: ha ha ha!
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Juan ?
or
Ewan ?
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I got a facebook message from Team Allanah saying that they have had to take down the ALP campaign poster that they put on the billboard over Darryl Moore’s campaign office on Beaufort Street. Apparently Dazza from Dalkeith (note that they have appropriated that phrase) went whining to the building owners, who exercised their veto on the billboard
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^^^ you don’t think it was just the SLIGHTEST bit cheeky? imagine maccas being allowed to put up their golden arches in front of HJs. would you then say that HJs went “whining” to the building owner?
edit – probably…
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I didn’t use the term ‘whining’, the ALP did. Yes, it’s cheeky. Gotta love it for that.
I don’t know if Darryl is whiny or not, since nobody in the electorate of Perth has ever heard him speak.
if your entire election campaign is based on trying to outspend your opponent with billboard advertising, and refuse to debate or discuss the issues, then I guess you’re laying yourself open to this kind of stunt.
and if a commercial retail establishment was daft enough to have a billboard for hire on their roof, then yes, I would expect their competitors to use it. Most retailers are wise to this trap for young players.
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Someone has published something about Mr Moore:
http://thegoodoil.org/?p=8973
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And a word of thanks for Colon.
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we got a leaflet today that simply said ‘Labor doesn’t deserve your vote’ and trashed MacTiernan, but had no mention of the party or the candidate that sent it. Only the tiny writing at the bottom saying ‘authorised by B. Morton’ tells you it is the Liberal Party. They don’t even want to mention Darryl Moore.
Alannah was on the ABC with Julie Bishop this avo and completely monstered her.
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A google image search of Alannah is a thing of beauty. https://www.google.com.au/search?q=alannah+mactiernan&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=7aNCUpqhMIvuiAfJ0YHoDQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1916&bih=850&dpr=1
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