Mandurah!? Sure, and I’ll get my eggs from Darch, sourdough from Camillo, and wilted spinach from Jindalee while I’m at it.
Even more astonishing than a piggery in Crabtown, is a bus, in Nedlands! The communists have won. There’ll be iron smelters on Beaufort Street next. This has the red hand of Cohen all over it.
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The Worst of Perth 
Twelve wheels good, four wheels bad.
Where do you get your samphire from, punk?
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Samphire, why the FIFO’s bring it back from the Pilbara, in their baggage of course.
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Is that a bus billboard or a billboard bus? Mmmmm … bacon.
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Do not overtake overturning burning vehicle. Crazy , insane driver at wheel. The Great Bussolini warns.
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At least you can get pork where you are.
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Being, as we are, “youse pigs”.
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You’d be youse dogs here. Or perhaps sons of jackals?
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I’ve been out of town. Hadn’t realised we’d started Soylenting those trogs! At last!
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‘visit hunsa.com.au’ is an anagram of
IT IS HUMANS OV CAUS
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Still laughing at this
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“Fresh from Mandurah” isn’t exactly the sort of tagline to attract sales… more reminiscent of hoodies who’ve just got off the train and haven’t stolen anything or glassed anyone yet.
“Fresh from Mandurah” with a photo of an HSV Commode sticking out of someone’s lounge room window might be more apt.
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Or, crystal meth.
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isn’t it rather the point that smallgoods are NOT fresh?
They have been preserved, pickled, smoked and cured and then hung for a very long time to ensure that they are not as perishable as fresh meat.
perhaps they should have used ‘well hung, from Mandurah’
although that might draw attention to the youth suicide rate in the town
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That’s not the first thing that comes to mind when I consider “well hung”.
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hussy
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Stephen Smith just retired from politics
let’s start badgering Lannie McT to stand for the seat of Perth.
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Snap
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I’d say this article suggests she was already lining herself up for a tilt at the Senate before Smith resigned, so she might go for it.
http://www.news.com.au/national-news/western-australia/labor-faced-certain-death-under-julia-gillard-says-former-wa-minister-alannah-mactiernan/story-fnii5thn-1226670458745
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Lannie was talking to the guy filling in for Dad. Don’t think it will happen. Sounds like she would take a Senate seat but the unions have divvied those up amongst themselves already.
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That guy shits me.
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the ABC 7 o’clock news suggested that the ALP need a ‘high profile’ candidate to replace Smith, since Darryl Moore has been plastering the whole fucking city with his mugshot.
Ben Wyatt was touted as a possible, and then two lawyers I’d never heard of.
If Lannie’s not going to run, then Hannah Beasley should put her hand up
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Bwahahaha – Hannah Beasley has the perfect CV for an aspiring modern Labor politician. And no penis. Wyatt has some credibility despite the overblown hyperbole that that has become his signature style for the 6 o’clock news grabs. I’m expect Perth is too marginal to lure him down off the hill at the moment.
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Brian Burke???
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Labor candidates are usually only charged after the election or retirement. The Lannie putsch is on.
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And yer cheap coffee from Fremantle:
http://m.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/coffee-price-war-reaches-fremantle/story-fnhocxo3-1226670142721
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Pfft Ootong and Lincoln is not in Fremantle.
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What stands out for one less familiar with Mandurah is the fact that the bacon is supposed to be “surprisingly Australian.”
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In WA that means “not some carcinogenic meat by-product imported from China that is putting our local hog farmers out of business”. Unsurprisingly parochial.
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