Regime change is commonly followed by a good dose of nepotism – 8 out of 10 former Local Government CEOs agree. And I am a traditionalist, if also a metrocentric twat (TM). So, let’s open the account with a marvellous submission from the lovely Mrs Bento.
I’m in that age bracket that is both too old and too young to have any experience of One Direction’s ouvre. But they look like nice lads, and I’d expect they’ve grown out of the malodorous teenage boy phase, no? Surely even Taylor Swift would put ‘smells of poo’ on her list of dealbreakers?
Coles Inglewood.
The Worst of Perth 
Please tell me that the direction is exit only.
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That’s awesome. Not worst. I saw those posters in Coles on the weekend and I was itching to do something similar. As there are 5 of them I was considering a forehead tattoo for each member: give us a C, give us a U, give us an N,T,S.
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There’s one that lets you have your picture taken with them, but you’d have to crouch down.
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there’s nothing that quite says ‘teen’ as succinctly as a tweed jacket and bow tie.
he’s got the slippers. where’s his pipe?
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There is a much larger one in the Coles in Raine square in the City where the kid in the middle has had his head removed at the base of the neck, clean as a whistle. And they’ve left it there.
So cleanly in fact that not being that familiar with One Direction I couldn’t be sure it wasn’t deliberate until I saw another cutout when he wasn’t sans head.
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Bento,
there’s a pic of a one direction themed shop in the archives from December.
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Why do their tops look like teens, and their legs look they 5 year old’s? A new breed of wunderkind?
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What happened to their legs ?
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I see you’re not allowed to give them caffeine in case they can’t get to sleep at bedtime
does he want you to pull his finger?
maybe he followed through, which might explain the smell
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Guess what words Nurrie’s column starts with this morning…
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heh.
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‘next time I see Julie Bishop I’m going to ask her if Nattress is gay.’ ?
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“I was dogging in Allen Park when suddenly Piers …”
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“I always thought the letters to this magazine were made up”?
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“Imagine my surprise..”
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“You’re not going to believe this Doc… “
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“I’m not saying all hairdressers are gay, but …”?
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‘maybe I was wrong about that Gillard woman…’
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“Where are my pants?”
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‘as i wrote last week…’
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‘…Ctrl -C…Ctrl-V…’
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As I wrote earlier in this piece…
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“It was a dark and stormy night”?
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It was mush! mush! mush! all the way. I had to get that serum through.
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“I’m accepting voluntary redundancy”?
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Well it’s not “I have a dream”.
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“I was wrapping coloured yarn round the tree out front of my house when suddenly…”
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