Weekend Worstoff 229

I’m trying to get back into drawing.
laoban
Pete F sent this from Price Street Fremantle, which seems vaguely familiar, but anyway, perhaps it’s some kind of protest against Fremantle becoming The Freel Cock-burning Thunder, which is apparently definitely happening. Of course it is. How could they miss an opportunity to be referred to as cock burners?
gloves
Snave like this little boutique style cock graffiti.
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And Ljuke has only just noticed the tiling masterpiece that is the Baysie.
wash me
Worst well.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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20 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 229

  1. Snuff says:

    Not worst on The Baysie, and yep, vaguely familiar. That’s the kanji for Brokeback Mountin’, right ?

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  2. pete says:

    Bob Katter telling the Chinese to fuck off in their own language?

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  3. vegan says:

    not worst on the gloves and the baysie.

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  4. skink says:

    The West showed today exactly why it is no longer a newspaper of record.

    The front page heralded Steve Pannells winning the Gold Walkley as the finest journalist in the country. Unfortunately they accompanied the story with a photo of Mr. Pannells proudly holding one of the Silver Walkleys he also won the same evening.

    d’oh!

    celebrate your excellence in the same breath as showing your incompetence.

    well done Mr Pannells.
    Ever feel that your talents are wasted at a pissant parochial rag like Teh West?
    I can only assume that your kids are settled in good schools and you don’t want to move.

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  5. skink says:

    that drawing:
    are you imagining yourself as part of a Chinese Village People tribute act?
    Virrage People?

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  6. Martyn says:

    I miss the Perth Chemtrails people since they banned me. The camaraderie, the sense of openness and inclusivity, the intellectual curiousity and all those other great things that, er, they entirely lack. Now yer paranoid hypersensitivity, *that* they can supply.

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    • rottobloggo says:

      I’m still in. I love their spelling.

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      • Martyn says:

        And their grammar, and their punctuation, and their brain chemistry.

        Thumbs up for your stealth. I wanted to troll a little but the spat they kicked me for was still my idea of establishing bona fides; I hadn’t even gotten to launching any actual salvoes, heh.

        Lesson learned: conspiracy theorists do in fact assume the world is against them.

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        • vegan says:

          why are there so many conspiracy theories?

          because there are so many conspiracies.

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          • Martyn says:

            Inorite? That guy down the street, he’s definitely going through my rubbish bin every Monday, I’m sure of it. He’s ASIO, sent to make sure the listening devices my mum (also ASIO) planted in the bricks in my bedroom are still working.

            And I don’t like the way my dog just walks into the room and looks at me. I think she’s been gotten to.

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  7. Martyn says:

    Bah, that was meant for the previous thread. Such a doof.

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